Guys Im So Right

guys im so right

prove me wrong? you cant.

unpopular opinion(maybe?)

ignore me ranting abt velvette here I just needed to get theese thoughts out- feel free to do with this what you will

velvette cant be submissive. she has too much if an ego and is too used to bossing ppl around to sub, I'm just saying like- I could never even figure out how to write a sub!velvette (mostly bc I'm bad a writing dominant readers, or just smut in general) BUT STILL I DONT THINK VELVETTE BOTTOMS

-xoxo Ari <3

YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU ARE SO CORRECT. BINGO! RIGHT ON THE MONEY! this bitch HAS. HAS TO BE A DOM. like- okay, sure, i could def see an ego unraveling and especially if there is like- a scene switch, but i could never see her begging. oh, no, YOU'RE the lucky one here- she could get anyone. you need to worship your shot and worship HER bro and that. that is. mm..m m..m.m.m.mMMMHMMHM

Hi! I was wondering if you could do headcanons for Blitzø x f!reader who's taller than him (like 6'5-7'0 and Blitzø is like 5 ft canonically 😭) but she loves to cuddle with him after a long day (she works at I.M.P. w/ him)

decided to make this a drabble because it was easier but I hope you enjoy either way hun!!

blitzø was always annoyed at how much taller than him you were, made him feel embarrassed and insecure 

of course, your dumb little teasing comments didn't help. calling him “Howww is my short king doingg??~”

“Christ on a fucking dick y/n. don't call me that shit!!” he said in a peeved tone.

“Oh come onnn you love me blitzyy~” you spoke in a condescending tone

“Shut up…” he mumbled under his breath, plopping down on the couch, rolling his eyes like some toddler throwing a tantrum.

you snickered and sat down with him “Sounds like you had a tough day at work hm?” you never really went with him on his assisnating missions, you were a secretary who worked at the front office so you never really needed to ever go out.

Blitzø kept on mumbling about his “bullshit day at work” and his “stupid and lame clients” while you nodded your head and agreed with him, attempting to give him comfort and peace. as you attempted to calm him down your arms wrapped around his waist cuddling up behind him, making him the little spoon. next you ran your hands up and down his body making him less tense. he breathed out a heavy sigh in his eyes started to flutter shut before mumbling a small “Thank you” you chuckled as you told him to just relax

before long he was out like a light. softly snoring in your embrace, but the tiredness and sleepiness finally caught up with you too, falling asleep with him wrapped up in your arms. 

You both slept peacefully before a bang on the door breaking down woke you both up with you standing up faster than you ever had, you got up so quick you swear you could've gotten fuckin dizzy

until you saw a wolf standing between the doorway. the same wolf blitzø let's man the phones, loona. you sighed in slight annoyance. as loona grumbled an angry “What?!”

Cant have fuckin shit in this office.

oh well, I suppose theres next time right?

-xoxo Ari

taking a mini hiatus

just gotta give myself a mental break requests are still open but its gonna take me a while, love you all sm!! <3

-xoxo, Ari

ty to @puffymucher for the art/pfp

on a separate note here my spotify if yall even care 😔🙏 I swear I gots good music taste

Spotify

Ari <3

Ari <3, a user on Spotify

(s)creamed

You Were MEANT to be MINE.

same I'm this close to sharing mine- except I cant draw :(

watches everyone (myself included) making fanart of each others inserts, hanging out together as i rub my evil little hands

my evil plan to make a silly online universe with multiple peoples hazbin ocs... its working

MASTERLIST

(ill organize this better soon i swear i just need to make this, its long overdue POSTS ARE IN ORDER FROM OLDEST TO NEWEST)

🎶= personal faves

HAZBIN HOTEL

Vox X F! reader (ROMANTIC) 🎶

Where you were a dancer in your past life and want to give dancing another try now that your back in hell. to your dismay your boss and boyfriend, Vox was watching.

Angel dust X F! reader (SMUT)

Where you get caught watching one of angels nsfw videos and your buddy catches you and helps you out

Lucifer X F! reader (FLUFF)

After a long day at work, you help lucifer relax by cuddling him to sleep

Velvette X F! reader sfw/nsfw headcannons

How you meet velvette, how a relationship would go with her and her kinks

Sir Pentious X Gn! reader sfw/nsfw headcannons

Some Sir pentious dating headcannons, kinks, etc

Vox X F! reader (ANGST) 🎶

Where you, an exorcist sacrifice yourself after an argument with Vox.

Vox x F! reader (SMUT) 🎶

You made fun of vox a bit too much and need to be taught a lesson

Lucifer x F! reader (SMUT) 🎶

Lucifer meets you, a newly fallen angel and shows you how much he missed you

Vox X F! reader (FLUFF/ROMANTIC)

Vox gets home after a quarrel with Alastor, lucky for him your there to calm him down.

Valentines day special (NSFW/SUGGESTIVE)

What hazbin hotel characters + valentines day (Gn! reader)

Emily x Gn! reader headcannons 🎶

What Emily would be like dating a sinner reader (sfw)

Velvette x Gn! reader General headcannons 🎶

Velvette's everyday life to her parties, and her dating you, featuring the vee's!

Velvette x Gn! reader (ROMANTIC) 🎶

A cat Velvette x a dog reader bake cookies!

The Vee's X Gn! reader headcannons (SUGGESTIVE/NSFW)

How the Vee's would react to a reader with wings who needs help with preening their wings

The Vee's X Reader (SUGGESTIVE/NSFW)

The Vee's meeting an angel reader they like a bit more than they should've

Sir pentious x F! reader (COMFORT)

Sir pentious finds insecure reader crying into the mirror and calms you down.

Winged characters x F! reader (SUGGESTIVE/NSFW) 🎶

what causes winged characters wing to unfurl? (accidentaly left out emily and husk)

Lucifer + Vox x F!Reader (ROMANTIC/FLUFF)

Lucifer and Vox headcanons with an artist reader

Vox x F!Reader (SMUT)

You get jealous of vox fucking val every night so he shows you what you've been missing out on. mutual pining to fucking

HELLUVA BOSS

Blitzø x F! reader (FLUFF)

Blitzø and a very tall reader cuddle up after a very long day at work

NEWSIES

General Headcanons

From summer to winter to other silly stuff you'd likely encounter in the lodging house

CHALLENGERS

Drug Dealer!Patrick x F! Reader

Patrick's low on cash and resorts to drug dealing, be finds a cute and innocent girl along the way.

Artrick x F! Reader

Going to a fair with your two rowdy, chaotic, and boyish boyfriends goes so much better than you wouldve ever thought.