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《𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖉𝖘 𝖈𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖐𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖆 𝖘𝖔𝖑𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖗, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖘 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖎𝖙 𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖑𝖎𝖋𝖊》

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Somber and Solmen the night revealed itself to be. It was strange how he felt the darkness to come as soon as he stood up from the chair where the night's later events were planned. Although late time should have held a sort of ease and comfort, seeing as it isn't usual for the mafiosi to have a full free day set only for their pleasures, this single capo couldn't shake the heavy feeling of unexplainable dread off his chest. It made no sense, and yet, he expected it. He expected a moment where his paranoia would hold him captive. For the past ten years Risotto was so used to alway being on edge, never rewarded with the sweet release of reassurance. He could never be sure when a plan would go downhill, or when his men would deal fatal threat. Thus, so is the life of a capo. Unrewarding, and yet when the time miraculously comes, it's unfamiliar to the point of neverending fear and megalomania. It felt like tonight was just just enigma of what he'd wish to be a good moment. He knew that wouldn't be fully promised.

Step after step ahead to his office which he resides in, Risotto's head loops in on itself with infinity of questions. Would it make sense for fate to align so dramatically to form a path almost impossible? Or was he just too eaten up by this darkened life to the point of mental erosion?

Tonight was a night where he and his men would have to dress nicely for the first time in a long while. It was odd for him to search so deep within his closet. Some items would clearly need dusting or a good steam. Item after item, Risotto picked the only suit he has, with the shoes along with it. In a second, he has an idea as to why the night felt so wrong. He knew it. The night had promised itself to not leave this broken man without testing his fragile heart further. The sight of his older clothing sent his heartstrings collapsing in a second. It was this horrible memory that would haunt the rest of his week. He didn't even dare pick up the hoodie that once belonged to his late cousin. A shame it was that they were both too young to save themselves. An eveb bigger shame it wasn't Risotto inside that grave that would keep the mourners coming to cry hours on end for his lost, young soul. It would have been better. It would have been better than to live like this, with the shame of weakness and toxic strength that would remind him how accountable he's held for the incompetence of his proclaimed protection. This night wasn't ever going to try bettering itself for him. Not now, not in the next life. There was always a reason to make it worse.

albedo rents an apartment pt 2

im praying good lord help me i cackled so hard at illuso's part Im screaming 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Roasting the squadra team because its ridiculous how much I simp for them

Simple as, before you thirst you gotta roast so we all stay humble when we deadass realise the RODENTS (complimentary) we romanticise are so sus. My take on them is solely based upon the first thoughts my head materialised when seeing them.

Risotto Nero

Ill be honest, if i saw this absolute unit walking down the street in the middle of SUMMER IN ITALY wearing nothing but black and leather straps Id promptly scream

Oh so Kaneki Ken tokyo ghoul shenanigans ( both the eyes and traumatically speaking)

Motherfucker didnt blink when blood splashed his face- tbh he didnt blink much anyway- so he’s definitely seen and done some fucked up shit

Man is overworked to the max those eyebags arent gucci theyre Passione (minus the s, o and e)

Out of all them guys he gets the most respect for the goth aesthetics, we love to see goth men🤟🏻🫀

Magnetism, he could cause for the planet’s magnetism to go haywire if he wanted to.Sick

He puts the metal in metalhead

As much as the hat fits i cant see this working logically in his line of work .The bells would jingle every time hed walk hed suck at being stealthy.Now before yall say “oh thats becus he can turn invisible “ UNLESS HE CAN TURN THE SOUND OF HIS HAT INVISIBLE TOO HOW THE FUCK WOULD HE SPY AND MURDER.ALSO EVEN IF THE JINGLES WERENT BELLS THEY STYLL CLANK AGAINST EACH OTHER WHEN HE MOVES SO?? But aight drip is forever i guess.

Hes into clowncore, no i wont elaborate

Hes the kind of guy that holds grudges so much he talks down on people if they remind him of the ones who did him wrong

He doesn’t wear socks with his shoes i know for a fact those shoes are stinky

The manspreading is bad with this one but if you tell him hell deny into oblivion

I know for a fact if he wanted to he could ve knocked doppios shit the moment man went to attack him but he didnt which was dumb on his behalf -because he took his time attacking the fucker makes me think hes into torture

Hes so physically expressive ( poses the most during his fight) its a bit silly but i guess he was in a goofy mood🥴 so hes fine overall 8/10

Illuso

With all disrespect, what the fuck are you wearing my guy?????

Man looks like he went out of the house in nothing but his nans duvet

Why are you wearing that shade of green with that outfit ,your vibes are disgusting enough you dont have to wear shoes to match them with it 😒

He’s actually such a smug bastard and a narcissistic one too , yet he couldn’t look at his stand, who looks so much more cooler than him and at least colour matched the outfit????

The fact that he actively carries around a mf mirror then places it in place before he ambushes ppl is so sus to me

Heeeheee Michael jackson lookin ass

Believe it or not hes apparently the tallest la squadra member according to the wiki so to him anyone under 5’3 is an ankle biter

So you decided to go with the 6 ponytails do and the widows peak hairstyle thinking you were hot shit but really you look like a preschooler on photo day smh

His attitude reminds me of the kind of girls whod bully you in high school because you hanged out with their crush

I know a bitch who cant keep a secret when i see one ☝🏻

You body anatomy fascinates me. Mans built different like a famished kronk

Hes got that upside down isosceles trianglebody and long legs with a thick neck i cant

Overall 5/10 and thats me being generous

Pesci

Your character design infuriates me to no end but that fucking outfit somehow manages to do so even more

Sleeve less furrcoat with pond overalls AND that hairdo, jail.

Youre in a fancy restaurant and you order milk 🥛???? The same place where people order spaghetti and pizza.Imagine being seated next to this guy enjoying your gourmet ravioli and he orders fucking milk.

If you cant drink coffee just take the fucking water what is wrong with you?????

Your stand ability is fucking terrifying how are you not dripping with confidence you can rip people’s hearts out their chest with ease

I just know hes the kind of pick me guy to say “its because im ugly” when talking to someone they like

Fishing for compliments and approval by self deprecating, therapy’s expensive so over all 3/10

Prosciutto

*has long defined eyelashes* whore

A choker with a long ass pendant, god youre worse than my 12 year old alt phase

I can respect the outfit and the drip but i cannot respect that tight ass hairdoo i can smell the receding hairline

I can also smell the cigarettes this man might as well just eat the whole box without opening it, his teeth must be so very decayed

Your body can go through the full life ageing process within a matter of seconds because of your ability.the average human sheds a fuckton of skin during their lifetime so i know for a fact you are not only ashy but a walking dust vacuum advertisement

He does the old man snort and grunt when he sits down/gets up

The kind of guy to belittle you if you dont wear some kind of brand

That p on his pendant isnt to spell prosciutto. That p is for peer pressure

Overall the kind of guy youd avoid getting into personal discussions with but the drip is good so 7/10

Formaggio

During that bathroom scene i cringed so hard because he walked out the door without washing his fucking hands thats so nasty 🤢

He catcalls women on the street i just know he does

He loudly snorts and spits on the ground at the worst times aka when you’re eating food

Your outfit is aight except for those tight ass pants i know your balls hurt

The kind of guy who pushes the cat out of their way with their leg then gets butthurt when the cat dont come up to him for pets

If you laugh at his joke hell instantly assume you wanna fuck him and if you dont hell look you in the eyes and complain abt how its rude to lead people on

“Wheres my hug??”

Your axe body spray is not a shower please stop dousing yourself in it

Narancia didnt have to go hard on him with the fire, man was already flammable enough that if u lit a match close enough hed go up in flames like a candle

You could steal so much shit with your stand and yet you chose to make your life shit by becoming a hitman thats such a normie move 4/10

Melone

Has a foot fetish, jail

The public indecency and sexual harassment is high with this one

How did you carry that fucking book with you, you have have no pockets how do you carry anything with that outfit

Smells like grape flavoured lube

He kinda looks like those glitter gel pens you get for school that run out after using them once minus the glitter

Covert is the opposite of what he looks like tho to be frank if i saw this guy within five meters id be minding my fucking business

*blinks twice* “oh so you’re a libra”

He’d probably tell a girl how hot he finds lesbians if he found out she was queer

I hate his stand so fucking much its giving me 4chan vore art vibes and his sociopathic questioning doesn’t help

His search history would be fbi checked if he wasn’t a hitman

Basically stay away from me were not compatible im a scorpio feck off 6/10

Ghiaccio

A walking menace

Im sorry but he looks like he bites people

What the fuck is that outfit you no joke look like a bootleg version of the kid from dexters lab if he had blue hair

Please use lip balm i beg of you, youre so crusty

He drives a miata hes a pretentious fuck who thinks they’re better just because he’s got a sports car

Kinda guy who tells you that you’re to loud by screaming in your face

Fucking gremlin with a god complex

He probably assumes girls are bitches unless they boost his ego by complimenting him

Man could probably stop global warming if he wanted to but choose murder instead, fair enough

Id be so scared to date a guy like him because he hyper analyses everything hed probably breathe down my back 24/7 because in his eyes im not competent enough to breathe correctly

Probably shows off to the team by constantly holding onto you but the moment you wanna touch him hed look at you like you ate the dog

Corrects people’s grammar and speech patterns to pick fights

Overall, atrocious.9/10

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albedo rents an apartment pt 2

I have come to terms with the fact that I, in fact simp for Rook Blonko from the show ben 10 omniverse 2012-2014 created by man of action.

Back with the Jojo content for a bit hehe

a friend of mine on insta asked me to draw the prettiest Ghiaccio I could manage and I delivered

two versions cause blonde Ghiaccio is so slept on </3 </3