#tfw He Literally Turns You On

#tfw he literally turns you on 😏

The Batman Recap:

Bro abby is literally the human version of ">:3"

I mean LOOK AT HER

Just imagine Tom taking Divination to see what the future would hold for him and the image of Harry appears in the crystal ball weilding the Hallows and he just assumes "Ah yes, my soul mate." While his Death Eaters are pointing at the grim in the tea leafs "He is going to kill you Tom" "Nonsense. He is my future husband" "Tom everything that involves him shows your end" "He'll make a fine life partner "

Tom: I love him

Everyone: my Lord...pls...he will kill you

Tom: nothing can stop true love

Everyone: we literally just watched you die...multiple times to the same kid

Tom: he's tenacious, I like that in a man

Everyone: Tom...no...

Tom: Tom YES

Anyways autistic Megatron

Destroying stuff is his stim

Like he really enjoys crushing plastic, metal and all that shit

It feels very good to him

When Starscream takes control of the Nemesis, it's because half of the time Megatron just. Can't do anything for the time being

He spends at least once every week just. lying on the floor

After lunch, it's floor time bitches

Interrupt his floor time and you get a laser to the spark

Is he really really good at his speeches still? Yes

But get him to do small talk and he is. The worst at talking

The speeches comes from his heart, actual talking really doesn't

One things he likes about human culture are those stimboard moodboards

The mines were far more acceptful of stims, no-one really cared and they probably stimmed with him

But the gladiator pits meant the higher ups were watching him, so he couldn't stim as much

Even if he hates it, he can't help but repress his stims in fear of being punished

The only person he can do it freely to is Soundwave <3

He finds out about Autism Speaks and immediately the place is burned down <3

He had enough shit on Cybertron, and even if Earth is not his favourite planet in the world, he is not gonna let them deal with the same shit he had to

His feelings on eye contact regularly changes

One some days, he is staring right at you and making Starscream feel very threatened

Sometimes, he will not look at you and Starscream becomes worried he did something wrong

You know all of that really rich food??? Like, rich in texture??? Yeah he hates that

He has that tendency to scrape his hands over Bad Feeling Surface and then the bad Feeling is in his teeth

His claws just make it worse for him

Pls let him crack his joints

He probably has a few comfort toys from some friends in the mines and by Soundwave