THIS IS WHAT CHAPPELL ROAN WAS TALKING ABOUT

THIS IS WHAT CHAPPELL ROAN WAS TALKING ABOUT

I feel like Cardan would be secretly super into old music. Specifically stuff from the 80s like Tears For Fears.

Rip Jecka you would've loved Måneskin.

Cassandra Ito-Ivanov lived with her single mother. And then she died. Cassandra Ito-Ivanov had never met her father. And now, with no one else to watch her, she must go all the way to the other side of the country and live with him. She ends up in Cardinal. A tiny, middle-of-nowhere town that has no such thing as Burger King. Her father is missing ninety percent of the time (big shocker), his so-called housekeeper won’t stop breathing down her neck, and again, there is no such thing as Burger King. It could be worse, she could be in foster care. Cass is odd, but Cardinal is odder. Weird things happen on a daily basis, the forest is forever, and there is no such thing as Burger King. They fear the night, for it holds secrets.

This is my first ever story. Sooooo don't expect it to be perfect. If you like unserious horror stories, try Cardinal on Wattpad (chapters 1 2 and 3 out now). Please just give it a chance.

Constructive criticism is always appreciated.

Theoretically, if god is real, the first thing I'm doing when I die is smacking the shit out of that cocksucker for making me go through all this shit.

Parents: You're a fucking failure.

Me: I pre-ordered a signed copy of The Book Of Bill.