Baby Bird Season Is Incoming And Id Like To Remind Everyone That Birds Do Not Have A Significant Sense

Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

ASOUE, HDM and TUA characters only as usual

GIVE ME A CHARACTER;

and I’ll break their ass down:

How I feel about this character

All the people I ship romantically with this character

My non-romantic OTP for this character

My unpopular opinion about this character

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

Lemony. Adopting. Carmelita??? Did I hear right?? NO! Carmelita is Esmé’s daughter and if that unreliable Snicket twit went anywhere near her Esmé would kill him on the spot so there.

Not sure why there’s been a sudden influx of posts about Lemony adopting Carmelita after TPP and like not bashing people’s hcs because obvs you can think what you want

BUT

as an Esme fan, I love the idea of her staying with Esme. They fit so well as a little family. Esme cares about her because they’re so similar. I know what she did was technically kidnap but Carmelita is happy with her so? I think Carmelita would have such a nice life with Esme because they care about the same things and have the same views on things and people. Like I am just so SOFT over their mother-daughter relationship 

If you are an asoue fan, reblog this with your gender and which VFD member(s) you have a crush on. Version (books, movie, Netflix, specific fanart, etc) optional

OMG yesssss!!!

i would pay any amount of money to see TUA narrated by lemony snicket, like in 'a series of unfortunate events'

just the unfortunate tales of the hargreeves siblings in that sad dark vibe

Is it just me or do Five Hargreeves and ATWQ Lemony Snicket give off the exact same vibes?