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Diego: you're the biggest one out of all of us HOW do you sneak up on me like that!!!
Luther: Diego, we had the same father. I snuck out too, y'know.
Diego: excuse me what?
Klaus: oh yeah, remember that time you and i snuck out to go get pizza at like 3 am and we came back soaking wet with no pizza because it started pouring?
Luther: ah, yeah, those were the good old days
Diego: AND I WASNT INVITED?!?
Luther: you were asleep!
Diego: I DONT CARE IF YOU GO OUT TO GET PIZZA WITH YOUR BRO YOU WAKE YOUR OTHER BRO UP AND INVITE HIM ITS JUST COMMON COURTESY
Hug Vanya
Klaus, Five, Allison
The Hargreeves as funny posts I came across on Tumblr
Luther:
Diego:
Allison:
Klaus:
Five:
Ben:
Vanya:
Viktor, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Diego: Hey.
Allison: Hi.
Klaus: Hello.
Five: Hey!
Viktor: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Luther: We were out of Doritos.
hi @blurrycow this was the funniest shit to mess draw thanks for this idea. man the thought of five excitedly cookin is precious tho u go little man
little things i never want to forget about the hargreeves:
all of them used to defy their father, sneak out to griddy’s, and in five’s own words “eat donuts until we puked. simpler times, eh?”
luther wrote poetry while he was on the moon, especially about comets
tom hopper and the UA crew have said that the scratches all over luther’s body were made by him. he couldn’t stand the loneliness, especially during that first year, and would often resort to harming himself as a way to vent his frustration
it’s also pretty likely that he’s had body dysmorphia at one point or another
he also has a habit of stress eating
diego almost became a detective, but he dropped out because he wasn’t good at following orders. he even went to police academy!!!
diego has the cross stitch grace made specifically for him on the wall of his basement apartment, and in a frame no less
he’s also a big-ass momma’s boy
and he’s the only one grace calls “silly” as a term of endearment
and he has a fear of needles due to getting that tattoo when they were kids (y’all know which one i’m talking about)
plus his stutter only comes out when he’s under extreme emotional stress
and a close rewatch of 1X03 shows that his bedroom had an overflowing abundance of books so what if him and ben used to bond over that😭
allison speaks seven languages
she told her daughter about her siblings, and claire obviously knew them well enough that she was calling them "uncle” and “aunty,” and that last one is especially heartwarming because this was around the time that vanya’s book had just come out, and yet, allison–who has the option of never telling claire about her–still does, and even explains why she wasn’t allowed to go on missions
klaus was smoking blunts at fourteen
klaus was clutching dave’s dogtags right before five teleported all of them to the past
and i’ve noticed that he has a habit of doing that in general in season 2, especially when he’s feeling kind-of low, but sometimes it’s also an unconscious habit and that’s cute, too
klaus would write the things the dead would say to him, all over his bedroom wall
klaus has a habit of going barefoot whenever he’s at home
five was the only person vanya felt comfortable enough with to present new violin pieces to
five outright says that everything he’s done so far was to get back to his family and keep them safe
@me-evil-never wrote in the tags: “five has watched his family die/be dead like 3 times if i’m counting correctly (YES YOU ARE AND IT’S A PAINFUL FACT WE MUST ALL LIVE WITH), plus all he has ever done in his life since age 13 was to get back to them so he could spend time safely with them” and YES I AGREE why would you hide such an excellent point in the tags because, sometimes, even i forget that it’s only been two weeks for him, and they’re probably the roughest he’s had since being stuck in the apocalypse as an actual child, and idk about you guys, but i just really want to give five a big hug because lord knows he deserves needs it
allison used to paint klaus’ nails during meals
and was apparently a daddy’s girl, though how one could become a “daddy’s girl” if the father in question was reginald hargreeves is beyond my capacity to understand
ben was reading chekhov as early as 14
ben was a bookworm, both in life and death
vanya had the smallest room
vanya openly called ben the kindest of their siblings in her book, and said that when he died, none of them had any more reason to stay
before he left, diego gave reggie a piece of his mind
all of them know how to dance
they all know how to speak and read greek (ancient fucking greek, as one of you oh-so-eloquently put it)
vanya knows how to speak russian and god knows how many other languages
(by this point i’m really convinced they’re all multilingual and there just hasn’t been an opportunity for them to utilize that yet)
she also has a mr. snuggles teddy bear
according to klaus, vanya used to cry when the others would step on ants as kids
klaus is pansexual
he also dated twins once (though i’m not sure if he dated one then the other or both at the exact same time)
and has mild claustrophobia from being locked up in mausoleums all the time as a child
diego swore a pinky promise with lila and called it “the pinkiest promise” he’d ever make, and even though he’s a hard-ass who won’t hesitate to cut anybody in half, he’s still at his gentlest when he’s around her and he doesn’t even try to hide it
off her meds, vanya got first chair and a solo on her first try (as a violinist in a professional orchestra, lemme tell you that this is no easy feat to do)
she also seemed to have an affinity for bach (again–not easy!!)
even though he was barely starting puberty, ben was smart enough to reprogram allison’s teddy bear to say “luther smells dad’s underwear.”
upon possessing klaus for a few minutes in season 2, ben could be seen clutching various flowers and smelling them repeatedly
klaus can actually levitate in the comics
according to @valkerymillenia, ghost!ben once saved klaus’ life in the comics after he overdosed on heroin yet again
both klaus and diego repeatedly tried to open the lock to vanya’s old anechoic chamber and were absolutely furious when luther wouldn’t let them
diego called elliott “one of ours” despite knowing him for all of a week and a half
he also calls herb “herbie,” calmed him down after accidentally drawing a weapon on him, and created a secret handshake with him, all within two hours tops of meeting him
if one really thinks about it, diego is actually good with people? and that makes sense because he left the academy as early as seventeen, and he would’ve had to talk to a lot of people just to make ends meet that first year alone, and even though reggie tried to squash that part of him down, he’s still a good person at heart, you go prince of pointy things, make us all proud
The Umbrella Academy is like the opposite of a found family story. Forced family. Y'all are siblings now fucking deal with it.
Ok, officially October 1st here soo Happy Birthday to the Hargreeves siblings!
...he got 7 of them
decided to redraw my first piece of tua art since we now know what the mummies looked like!
five definitely unwittingly jumpscares his siblings all the time
Ok but notice how Umbrella are first number and name in guillemets like it is a nickname or irrelevant for their identity. At the contrary Sparrow are first their name and their number is aka, their number can change it is a status not their identity like we can understand Ben was number one a while ago before the beginning of the season.
I think it's important because it mean the Umbrellas are soldiers who learned to be people and the Sparrows are people who learned to be soldiers.
The Umbrella Academy’s introduction montage (1x01) | The Sparrow Academy’s introduction montage (3x01)
I feel like Vanya is the person to apologise to a mannequin if she bumps into it.
On the other end of the scale, Klaus is the person who strokes the clothing on a mannequin before realising it is a real person.
In my personal opinion, all the Hargreeves siblings could be slightly gay and I would not argue. They were oppressed their entire childhood, they’re gonna explore at one point.