This Is Hilarious!

This is hilarious!

Huge apologies for not including Lizzie, tumblr image limit is bullshit. She was “here’s what I think they should do. They should get everyone in Egypt, and everyone brings their own rope, and they tie all the ropes along the side of the boat, and everyone pulls it as hard as they can. If we get all the people in Egypt, that weight can turn it and they can steer the boat”. Also thanks to @whencartoonsruletheworld for the idea.

A series of unfortunate events, the umbrella academy and his dark materials characters only please.

send me a character & I’ll answer the following about them!

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life  hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff best quality: worst quality:  ship them with:  brotp them with:  needs to stay away from: misc. thoughts: 

Ok but why do Ocean Eyes by Billie Eilish and Wonderland by Taylor Swift give off such strong Lemony/Ellington vibes

I've been walkin' through a world gone blind

Can't stop thinkin' of your diamond mind

Careful creature made friends with time

He left her lonely with a diamond mind

And those ocean eyes

No fair

You really know how to make me cry

When you gimme those ocean eyes

I'm scared

I've never fallen from quite this high

Fallin' into your ocean eyes

Those ocean eyes

So we went on our way

Too in love to think straight

All alone, or so it seemed

But there were strangers watching

And whispers turned to talking

And talking turned to screams, oh

Didn't they tell us don't rush into things?

Didn't you flash your green eyes at me?

Didn't you calm my fears with a Cheshire Cat smile?

Ooh, didn't it all seem new and exciting?

I felt your arms twisting around me

It's all fun and games 'til somebody loses their mind

read it could save you

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

OMG yesssss!!!

i would pay any amount of money to see TUA narrated by lemony snicket, like in 'a series of unfortunate events'

just the unfortunate tales of the hargreeves siblings in that sad dark vibe

In my hc she is Ellington Feint, and Count Olaf recruited her at the age of 13 while she was sheltering at the Ned H. Rirger theatre. She was never really a firefighter, just pretended to be one while being on the firestarting side of the schism all along.

Best asoue Esmé headcanon is that she was never a part of vfd they just met her through like community theatre and she stuck around and put her nose in everything like a stray cat you started to feed who now won’t leave you alone and also MAY want to kill you