Ellington Lied & Manipulated Lemony For 4 Books But Afterwards He Murdered Her Dad In Cold Blood So WHOS

ellington lied & manipulated lemony for 4 books but afterwards he murdered her dad in cold blood so WHOS the worst here

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Ok. Most of the fandom might cancel me over this but with the exception of kidnapping random children and neglecting his daughter, I view him as a very likeable, cool villain of the kind who makes me want to join forces with him. I see a lot of people talking about being confused about his motives, but I feel I understand them quite clearly. (Might make a post about that one day) He is still terrifying though and what he did to Ellington cannot be forgiven, perfectly justified environmental motives or not.

Do you look down on people who started with the Netflix adaptation of A Series of Unfortunate Events?

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No, of course not. I only look down on people who claim to be fans, have only watched the Netflix series and are deliberately avoiding reading the books out of an active dislike of reading.

Honestly though, if someone wrote me a 200 page letter as to why they were breaking up with me, I'd never let go of them either.

𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲: [walking around the table, pointing at everyone] YOU'RE gay, YOU'RE gay, WE'RE ALL GAY!! THIS ENTIRE ASSOCIATION IS GAY!!

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𝗺𝗼𝘅𝗶𝗲: what's the leading cause of divorce?

𝗸𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿: when couples conceive people like me as their offspring :)

𝗺𝗼𝘅𝗶𝗲:.....oh.

𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗼:.......do you, like, need a hug or something?-

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𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘆: fun fact! you can fit a lightbulb in your mouth, but can't get it out without breaking it.

𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗮𝗸: ohh no, i am NOT falling for this one again-

𝗱𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗹: a-.......again?-

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𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘆: excuse me, ma'am, has there ever been a robbery at this establishment?

𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻: uhh, not that i know of, no.

𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻: [quietly carrying the statue of the bombinating beast away in the background]

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𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗮: are you sad?

𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘆:....yea

𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗮: good. i'm here to keep it that way.

feeling like some positivity right now so rb with something you like about the person you reblogged from