: [walking Around The Table, Pointing At Everyone] YOU'RE Gay, YOU'RE Gay, WE'RE ALL GAY!! THIS ENTIRE

𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲: [walking around the table, pointing at everyone] YOU'RE gay, YOU'RE gay, WE'RE ALL GAY!! THIS ENTIRE ASSOCIATION IS GAY!!

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𝗺𝗼𝘅𝗶𝗲: what's the leading cause of divorce?

𝗸𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿: when couples conceive people like me as their offspring :)

𝗺𝗼𝘅𝗶𝗲:.....oh.

𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗼:.......do you, like, need a hug or something?-

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𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘆: fun fact! you can fit a lightbulb in your mouth, but can't get it out without breaking it.

𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗮𝗸: ohh no, i am NOT falling for this one again-

𝗱𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗹: a-.......again?-

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𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘆: excuse me, ma'am, has there ever been a robbery at this establishment?

𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻: uhh, not that i know of, no.

𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻: [quietly carrying the statue of the bombinating beast away in the background]

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𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗮: are you sad?

𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘆:....yea

𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗱𝗼𝗿𝗮: good. i'm here to keep it that way.

Why is Tumblr promoting Stranger Things Season 4 way more than it ever did for A Series of Unfortunate Events?

(As far as I know)

Probably because Stranger Things is a more ‘mainstream’ series, and the people on Tumblr aren’t as different as they think they are.

PFB Fan Covers

Here are some redesigned Poison for Breakfast covers.

what pronouns do you use?

She/her <3

for the character opinion bingo thingy:

ornette lost?

Ornette Lost was a character with enough potential in her skills, backstory and potential VFD involvement to become a main character on the same level as Moxie or Ellington, but it seems Daniel Handler thought her up a bit too late so she ended up just sort of decorating the story without much room for character development. I don’t even have many headcanons about her. The only thing that stood out to me about her is how much more Daniel Handler could have done.

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