That Sideways Glance Says It All

That sideways glance says it all

One look at his briefs and you know your time left will be brief

If you show a pred your foot

Don’t be surprised when he starts to tastes it

When he’s got it in his mouth

Don’t be surprised when he swallows the rest of you

When he swallows the rest of you

Don’t be surprised when he doesn’t let you out

When he doesn’t let you out

Don’t be surprised when he starts to digest you

When a pred’s done digesting

Don’t be surprised when he’s hungry again

The perfect prey does not exis-

Looks like a nice beefy meal to me

“Look man, nobody’s this nice without expecting something in return. So tell me straight, do you keep buying me drinks just so it’ll be easier to eat me later?”

“No, actually I’m doing this so it’ll be easier for you. Would you rather I eat you now? You’re already too drunk to drive and I’m the only sober one here, so even if you try to leave you’re gonna find yourself halfway up a state trooper’s ass which will be far less enjoyable than what I have in store. So if I were you, I’d drink up and enjoy your last night outside of my gut”

“Cheers to that, I guess”