Whats A Cute Little Snack Like You Doing In The Middle Of The Street. Let Me Get You To A Warm Home.

What’s a cute little snack like you doing in the middle of the street. Let me get you to a warm home. That position’s comfortable for you, right?

#cro #hr

With this predator I’d hardly call his prey “victims”

When you were cornered in the locker room and swallowed against your will, you thought you were done for, straight on the one way trip to being digested, but against all odds you once again felt fresh air on your skin as you left his mouth. Freedom is intoxicating, but so is the prospect of being able to pop-in there temporarily. While you can’t say you’re eager to get back in him right away, he did treat you well enough to earn a loyal guest.

Impressive as that arm may be, I do not agree with his plans of becoming part of it. Looking at his eyes offer no clue that I have a choice in the matter, though

I know cannibalism is considered bad and all, and trust me I’m trying to cut back. But if it’s really so bad then why are men so freaking delicious!?

Everyone knows only one thing gets you a dad bod in minutes; and another predator starts his first hunt. Any volunteers wanna help a newbie out? Set him on the right track