You Know What Needs To Be Done, Seal His Fate And Claim Your Ultimate Victory.

You know what needs to be done, seal his fate and claim your ultimate victory.

He’s not your friend, he’s your competition

Dumb Down, Muscle Up, Show Off

As he stands up to approach you his smile widens to unnatural lengths. You realize a bit too late what he thought you meant by wanting to “join” him

Seems like Billy here got a little too handsy at the Halloween Party and decided to take me down in his drunken haze. Funny how I’m always forced to go on a hiatus every year during No Nut November, isn’t it?

While I’ve got time in here though, just some real talk, I’m so immensely grateful for this community with all y’all’s support and creativity. It’s so nice to know that no matter how weird a person is, they’re not gonna be alone so long as they lead with kindness and their genuine self. I hope to see y’all again soon (provided Billy let’s me out) and stay safe.

Photo source found:

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“I mean I don’t I understand, but I’m not gonna complain. I knew I was hot, but for guys to want to die inside me is beyond my comprehension. What do you mean bro you understand? Do you want to be part of this? Wait really!? I was just playing, but if you’re serious who am I to reject your fantasies. Just thank you so much! I can’t believe how generous you’re being but I really do appreciate you man!

Depends if you count getting eaten a cost or a perk

39. 39 men since his 18th birthday had found their way inside that unforgiving stomach of his. He kept track, you have to make an effort to keep track when 38 of those men have since melted; a steady flow of men in, but never out. This poor fellow #39 was a co-worker who was unlucky enough to be on closing alone with him. It wasn’t planned, it just happened, but he wanted #40 to be special. You have any plans . . . ever again?