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Some folks almost make it too easy
You know what needs to be done, seal his fate and claim your ultimate victory.
He’s not your friend, he’s your competition
Dumb Down, Muscle Up, Show Off
Shhh, just calm down buddy. Don’t worry I’ve got you. I’m sorry it has to end this way, but at least we’re together now.
Hey don’t be like that, I warned you what could happen if I got drunk and you took the risk anyways.
Nah bro, I told you I don’t even remember doing it. I just kinda woke up with a headache and you in there.
Yeah, I mean I guess regardless of what happened last night I could let you out now, but isn’t there some degree of fate that led you in there? I know it was an accident, but maybe this is where you’re meant to be.
You’re in there already anyways, might as well be a good sport about it. C’mon, relax for old time sake.
Like the treacherous sirens of Greek mythology, I couldn’t help but feel drawn to him. Like a moth to a flame I couldn’t help but fixate on his body and my imagination running wild, no matter how I tried to distract myself, but at the end of the day, he was a friend of a friend and therefore off limits. To be fair, maybe those metaphors aren’t fair, when in reality I’m the one who presents the danger to him, but standing there, seeing him there, it didn’t feel that way. To me the temptation he presented was one of the strongest and thus most dangerous forces known to man. Resistance was growing more and more futile as I fantasize what he must taste like. I knew that besides a brief struggle from him there was no one out at sea to save him, but what would my friend think? If two men leave on a boat and only one comes back, sporting a large squirming belly, well that doesn’t leave too much plausible deniability. But then again, maybe your friend curated this on purpose. Afterall, he knew I was a predator and he could see I had my full set of abs for a while. Maybe this is his way of taking care of this guy without having to order a hit verbatim. Maybe he’s doing me a favor. Maybe I’m doing him a favor by tanking this guy. Here I am concerned about offending him by eating his friend, when really I should be worried about the offense called by refusing his gift. When I get to the shore he’ll probably act disapprovingly to add plausible deniability on his end, but I’ll know what the purpose of this two person cruise with strangers really was. I hope you like the acid bath, blue brief boy. This little boat excursion is a one-way trip.
Kevin Baker
That’s cute, he got himself all dirty so I wouldn’t eat him. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like it, I far prefer clean guys any day of the week, but make no mistake that’s just a preference. If I can melt your bones with ease, I’m not gonna have any problem with a little dirt.
Did he also agree to examine it from the inside, or is that gonna be a fun little surprise?
Friend of mine was amazed by my weight gain, so i let him examine my belly. I asked him if we can film it and he agreed, saying he hopes it gets a lot of views whaha
I love it when your meal shows off like this, as if to beg you to want them even more than you already do. I don’t know about you, but I don’t know how I could possibly need this man inside me than I feel already, but that’s not to say I won’t enjoy his little show in the meantime.
Reckon it’s time for someone to tank this tank and show him where he belongs. I can’t help but drool thinking about all that protein!
Bobby Mazzara
It’s not considered sportsmanlike to devour your opponents; however, you just completed a freaking triathlon. You’ve earned a tasty meal
Bro thought I was joking when I said I was gonna eat him. Don’t get me wrong, he was spending the night in my belly regardless, but I still appreciate how much more of him I got to taste after he started teasing me.
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