Hey, You Know What I Just Realized? Im Starving, And Were Alone, On A Boat, And I Didnt Pack Any Food,

Hey, you know what I just realized? I’m starving, and we’re alone, on a boat, and I didn’t pack any food, and you can’t swim, and I’m hungry, and you’re trapped, and, you see where I’m going with this? Sorry bro, it’s been a pleasure, but I think it’s time

How gullible do you think we really are!? C’mon man, we all know you ate Jimmy, just own up to it so we can all move on.

With the amount of competition over them, sometimes willing prey are harder to catch than their unwilling counterparts

He’s taking donations if you’re so enamored . . .

I chuckle a bit to myself imagining the look on his face when he realizes why I’ve been acting this way, but by then it’ll be too late for him

A slaves rightful place is at my feet, like it or not, you belong on the floor like scum. Lick them. Kiss them. Pray to them, as even they are Superior to you. You’re lucky to even get the privilege of serving your Lord Ezra. Now, it’s time to kneel, approach, and submit.

Steve could admit, after a lackluster performance in the gym that even as digestion was fully complete he gained more than just a new pair of glasses from his accountant turned appetizer.

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