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Hey babe, I ate the captain so we can take as long as we want on this pleasure cruise
Hey, you know what I just realized? I’m starving, and we’re alone, on a boat, and I didn’t pack any food, and you can’t swim, and I’m hungry, and you’re trapped, and, you see where I’m going with this? Sorry bro, it’s been a pleasure, but I think it’s time
Like the treacherous sirens of Greek mythology, I couldn’t help but feel drawn to him. Like a moth to a flame I couldn’t help but fixate on his body and my imagination running wild, no matter how I tried to distract myself, but at the end of the day, he was a friend of a friend and therefore off limits. To be fair, maybe those metaphors aren’t fair, when in reality I’m the one who presents the danger to him, but standing there, seeing him there, it didn’t feel that way. To me the temptation he presented was one of the strongest and thus most dangerous forces known to man. Resistance was growing more and more futile as I fantasize what he must taste like. I knew that besides a brief struggle from him there was no one out at sea to save him, but what would my friend think? If two men leave on a boat and only one comes back, sporting a large squirming belly, well that doesn’t leave too much plausible deniability. But then again, maybe your friend curated this on purpose. Afterall, he knew I was a predator and he could see I had my full set of abs for a while. Maybe this is his way of taking care of this guy without having to order a hit verbatim. Maybe he’s doing me a favor. Maybe I’m doing him a favor by tanking this guy. Here I am concerned about offending him by eating his friend, when really I should be worried about the offense called by refusing his gift. When I get to the shore he’ll probably act disapprovingly to add plausible deniability on his end, but I’ll know what the purpose of this two person cruise with strangers really was. I hope you like the acid bath, blue brief boy. This little boat excursion is a one-way trip.
Kevin Baker
What do you mean I’m talking crazy? I’m starving, you’re delicious, I don’t know, seems like pretty sound logic to me. C’mon bro, I’ll be gentle, just come over and relax inside me
I don’t get what’s so hard to understand, bud. I just swallowed him up and now he’s in my belly. That plain and simple. Only thing that’s unbelievable is how good this feels for me. You should try it sometime, though I have a feeling you’re gonna be on the giving end of this relationship if you keep objecting so much.
