Welp, Hope You Had A Nice Life, Cause This Is The End Of The Road For You. I Know He Doesnt Look Too

Welp, hope you had a nice life, ‘cause this is the end of the road for you. I know he doesn’t look too imposing, but that certainly didn’t help the two hundred or so guys who came before. Not a single guy has ever escaped since he set those hungry eyes on them and there’s no reason you’d be any different. If you cooperate you’ll find he’ll make your last moments pleasurable.

The belly is ready for its next victim . . . I mean GUEST

I mean, if you want to add some extra body weight resistance you could always wear me on your belly

Should I find a new thing to wear at gym?

Woah there buddy. Don’t be giving me that look. I can order more food for you, I can order all the food in town, just please don’t do this to me; we’re friends! I’d love to help, but let me help in a way that extends past tonight. How about a nice doordash delivery boy for the big man? Just give me 15 minutes, I beg you!

So full, but still hungry

You've always got to be careful at these kind of spring break places. Like this guy with the rose arm tattoo who just came up and started making out with you. Is he just looking to taste your lips or your whole body, and if his mouth does slip over your head in a moment does he just want to taste your skin and have some fun for the evening or melt down your muscles for himself. The last clear chance has passed so whatever happens you're gonna enjoy it, what other choice do you have? This was kinda your fault going to this place knowing the risk. You wanted to have fun and I guess this is the price you pay. This sensation is so wonderful and tantalizing though, you can't even describe it, you're in utter bliss and the rest of the world seems to disappear, when the taste of fabric makes you come to. You open your eyes to find your eyes in level with fleshy lumps in front of you and your mouth stretched wide. You knock your head back and laugh to yourself as a squirming mound lands where your abs once were. It's kinda funny how the media scared you so much, you forgot that you were the ultimate threat to springbreakers.