I Mean, If You Want To Add Some Extra Body Weight Resistance You Could Always Wear Me On Your Belly

I mean, if you want to add some extra body weight resistance you could always wear me on your belly

Should I find a new thing to wear at gym?

Eh, it’s a bit tight. I think I’ll leave the shorts on the rack, but go home wearing this twink. Good things he’s free; I’m not sure they’d want him back after I’m done with him.

Okay, sure, maybe saying "Let's get clean together" wasn't the most apt way of saying this, but hey, on the outside we look fresh. Yeah, I know sloshing around in there doesn't feel really clean, but think of it this way, I'm gonna clean away all those irrelevant extra bits and just leave your raw protein and fats. No, you don't like that? Well too bad, should've thought about that before you took a shower with a stranger from Grindr who kept moaning about how tasty you looked.

Just because his last prey’s still lingering on his gut, doesn’t mean he ain’t hungry. Look on the bright side, at least you’ll have company in there as you melt away. So come a little closer so this is easy for everyone; Leo’s hungry!

It could be that, or perhaps it’s because IT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND! Twelve years of camaraderie before you got hungry that fateful night. You and Lucas were glued at the hip before you you decided to glue him to your waist. You better be treating your belly well after all you’ve done.

Yeah, I think some of your coworkers might find it just a little suspicious that you come in looking like that, just three days after Kevin went missing while on a “golf and grub” trip with you.

Going back to work with all this might catch some attention.