He Hadnt Even Finished Pulling Up His Pants From Devouring The Last Guy, But The Handsome Stranger Across

He hadn’t even finished pulling up his pants from devouring the last guy, but the handsome stranger across the way caught his attention. He knew this was crazy, how could he already be hungry with his last meal being a free man just 5 minutes prior. He didn’t care about the calories, he just needed a taste, but men seldom enjoy being tasted, so he might as well finish him off. Would he even fit? He’d never had two at the same time, but maybe this could be a chance to try. One up the ass, the other down the throat, it’s like a whole different experience. Who knows maybe this guy will be an easy target; who expects a man to be hunting again that quickly anyways.

Like what you see? Because I think I’ve got some plans for the delicious stud I’m seeing

Oh Shit, oh shit, oh shit. How the hell am I gonna afford rent now!? I really didn’t mean to but I was just so hungry and he was just sitting there, playing video games in his underwear. Who plays video games in his underwear knowing there’s a compulsive predator in the house though? Yeah, what if he secretly wanted me to eat him. All the struggling could have just been an act. Felt real though. I was gonna let him out, swear I was, but it felt so good I thought I could just feel him squirm a minute longer. But now he’s not moving anymore. That’s a mistake anyone could make right? I promise I don’t feel good about it, but is there really a point to letting him out at all after he stopped squirming. That’s just my luck, that’s the fourth roommate in a row to die in my gut. Maybe my next roommate should be a predator, just so they can neutralize me when I get my urges. At any rate I’ve gotta find a new snack, I mean roommate.

You go through many prey in a week

Not really. A lot of folks don’t seem to realize how big men really are, so it takes a little while to digest them. Though the actual count is impacted by specific prey body composition and how much I exercise and a million and a half other variables, there is a general rule of thumb we can use. 1lb of non-water weight is about 650 calories. I’m decently active, so I usually burn an average of 2500 calories per day. So if an average man I eat is 160 lbs, that’s 64 lbs non-water weight, 41,600 calories to burn, taking 17 days to fully digest. So with that figure, I consume 22 guys per year on average. Not that many of you’re looking Year to Year, but that’s still a lot of guys when you think that each one of them had a name, family, friends, a unique story and a future, only to serve as my food.

What do you mean, you don’t know how you feel about this? Look at him! He’s practically begging for you to eat him. You think he started boiling himself for himself? It’s for you, sweat enhances the flavor, but if you want to pass up the finest — fine. This is for the best anyways; to tell the truth I started making my own plans for him.

Beyond that, he’s conveniently secluded under a bridge where no one, and I mean no one will hear him scream. Can’t wait to feel him squirm!