Can We All Take A Moment To Appreciate The Predator Who Lived Next Door Growing Up. Just A Simple Man

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the predator who lived next door growing up. Just a simple man with a big appetite. Always was really gentle with kids, understood it was unforgivable to eat teenagers and was always really encouraging when I started hunting my own prey. I owe my life to him, literally. A predator with a strict set of morals, he wouldn’t eat any parents. So naturally one day when he decides my dad looks like his next dinner, my dad lies and says that my mom was pregnant. Quickly ran home and got busy making me because he knew if there wasn’t a baby growing in that belly, he’d be melting in the neighbor’s belly.

With 276 votes counted, the answer is in, but before we reveal the most desired predators by predator and prey alike, let’s look at the runners-up.

Though we know that each and every one of these guys will be eating good tonight, there were two who blew the competition out of the water, ready to dominate a respective 35 and 36 willing predators and prey. (3rd place got 7 votes)

You guess? You just swallowed that 300 pound bear from next door and you’re guessing you’re fatter!? Bro, you were massive to begin with before claiming a guy even bigger than you!

I’m back here! and fatter ig 🫣

Don’t be fooled, that bottle never sees anything but water and electrolytes, as its owner stares off at the eligible boy chicks, mulling over which one to pick off. It takes men to feed some men and with those strong arms, determined jaw and powerful ass it’s not a question of if he eats someone in the next ten minutes, but who and which way.

You walk up slowly behind him, praying he doesn’t see you in the reflection of the glass. You can’t help yourself, salivating the whole time you were watching the performance. All that power was gonna be nearly impossible to contain, but perhaps if you had the element of surprise. You felt the carnal urge to claim that muscle for yourself as you finish creeping behind and pounce.

Don’t ever be fooled by the appeal. Gains like those always come at a hefty piece. Of course for him, that’s more than half the fun