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Some preds hunt, others charm. Look at this guy; he’s adorable. Over a hundred men have met their end in his intestines and he’s still regarded as being a good dude. Heck, I’m even considering helping him out.

“There's no possible way

To describe what you feel

When you're talking to your meal!”

Chase Roback

With 276 votes counted, the answer is in, but before we reveal the most desired predators by predator and prey alike, let’s look at the runners-up.

Though we know that each and every one of these guys will be eating good tonight, there were two who blew the competition out of the water, ready to dominate a respective 35 and 36 willing predators and prey. (3rd place got 7 votes)

Far and away the top predators, with only one vote separating them are:

Source: @mpreg-celeb

Source: @andrewmpreg

Yeah, sure, you’re super hot and you know it. Still, I don’t get why you think that just because you lift your shirt and give me those puppy dog eyes I’m gonna slide myself between those lips. I understand even less why it’s having such a strong affect on me. I almost want to dive in. Woah there, down boy, down! I said almost. Woah, hey, hey. Wait. Give me a chance to think. Woah, off! Give me some time. Yes, I know you’re hungry now, but this is a big decision. Yes, of course I’ll think about it. Wait, no! What am I saying!? I’m not gonna throw my life away because of some sweet talk. Shut up, you know you’re quite tasty yourself. Say, I should be the one eating you. Wanna bet? Is that a challenge then? I like the sound of that; either way, no matter who devours who, in a way we both win.

I usually consider myself a survivor, but if ever presented with the opportunity, I would give myself to feed that man in a heartbeat.

RJ Portales