And With The Double Date Confirmed All That Was Left Was To Decide Who Got Who, Though It Didnt Much

And with the double date confirmed all that was left was to decide who got who, though it didn’t much matter. Either way they would both be eating good tonight and the other unsuspecting couple would stay together, in a way.

For the seven hundredth time, EATING TWINKS IS NOT SLIMING! Yes, they don’t have as many calories as your average chubby guy or gym bro, but even the smallest ones are still around 100 pounds. If you eat a twink and not exercise sufficiently, he will still turn to fat, simple as that. ESPECIALLY if you’re one of those guys who goes on a twink diet, but then eats two or three at a time to compensate. You’re back at square one, only now three guys can’t go home tonight.

Fuck, I got fatter when I was trying to lose some weight

What? You think ass preds are born like that? You know how hard it is to suck a full grown man up your butt!? It takes months of training to build the muscles required to take someone in the back door, but trust me, every drop of sweat is worth it!

A look into the mirror through his phone the poor man suddenly realized this would be his last photo

Feeder goals

Something about that almost completely receded stomach says that man you’ve locked lips with might be craving more than just your kiss, but hey, I guess you should’ve been more specific when you said you wanted to explore the inside of his mouth, so

Charlie Pattinson & Justin Owen

Please tell me he’s on the menu!