For The Seven Hundredth Time, EATING TWINKS IS NOT SLIMING! Yes, They Dont Have As Many Calories As Your

For the seven hundredth time, EATING TWINKS IS NOT SLIMING! Yes, they don’t have as many calories as your average chubby guy or gym bro, but even the smallest ones are still around 100 pounds. If you eat a twink and not exercise sufficiently, he will still turn to fat, simple as that. ESPECIALLY if you’re one of those guys who goes on a twink diet, but then eats two or three at a time to compensate. You’re back at square one, only now three guys can’t go home tonight.

Fuck, I got fatter when I was trying to lose some weight

Hey, not to be that guy, but you do know the “all you can eat” deal doesn’t include the staff or other patrons . . .

before the public stuffings vs after 😈 love how much bigger his gut is when he’s maxed out 🥵

Damn, this guy would be a dream come true if I could get him down before he ate me. Though to be fair, I can imagine worse places to end up than inside him.

Curtx Jhon (@jhon_curtx)

And with the double date confirmed all that was left was to decide who got who, though it didn’t much matter. Either way they would both be eating good tonight and the other unsuspecting couple would stay together, in a way.

Hey little guy, just relax. I’ll be gentle with you I promise, just stay still and it’ll be over before you know it. It can seem kinda scary, I get it, but trust me, I’m gonna take good care of you

Sure, it starts out innocent enough, but you can see the intention slowly starts to shift as each man becomes intoxicated by the other’s taste, desiring more and more, craving more and more, requiring more and more, escalating, escalating, escalating until rest can only be found cradled in the other’s stomach as he moans in the ecstasy of satisfaction at last.

Ronney Rebelle (@saucyrio) & Martin Schmidt (@smith93marty)