Something About That Almost Completely Receded Stomach Says That Man Youve Locked Lips With Might Be

Something about that almost completely receded stomach says that man you’ve locked lips with might be craving more than just your kiss, but hey, I guess you should’ve been more specific when you said you wanted to explore the inside of his mouth, so

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For the seven hundredth time, EATING TWINKS IS NOT SLIMING! Yes, they don’t have as many calories as your average chubby guy or gym bro, but even the smallest ones are still around 100 pounds. If you eat a twink and not exercise sufficiently, he will still turn to fat, simple as that. ESPECIALLY if you’re one of those guys who goes on a twink diet, but then eats two or three at a time to compensate. You’re back at square one, only now three guys can’t go home tonight.

Fuck, I got fatter when I was trying to lose some weight

And with the double date confirmed all that was left was to decide who got who, though it didn’t much matter. Either way they would both be eating good tonight and the other unsuspecting couple would stay together, in a way.

Seeing videos like this is almost strangely comforting to me. Reminds me to relax a bit more and not take things so seriously. Hear me out. It’s easy to get caught up in the food chain, constantly fighting not only to satisfy your own appetite, but also to avoid falling to prey to someone else’s. It’s humbling to know that there’s men like this who, at the end of the day no matter what you do, you will always be food for. And honestly, I’m okay with that.

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A look into the mirror through his phone the poor man suddenly realized this would be his last photo

Feeder goals

Can you give us the YouTube link to the Runners appetite trailer?

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