I Dont Think Sharks Are The Apex Predator You Should Be Worried About . . .

I don’t think Sharks are the apex predator you should be worried about . . .

Valentin Babaev

I can’t in good conscience let a good looking guy like you slip by into the night. Just relax a little and let me take care of the rest. I know exactly how to treat guys like you . . .

*Casually covers my soon to be ex in Peanut Butter “for science”*

I'm obsessed with peanut butter... I would literally shove the entire jar in my mouth🤤

Poor guy’s still squirming around in there, but we all understand at the end of the day there’s only one universal truth. A guy’s gotta eat when a guy’s gotta eat and even if that’s my friend in there I’ve gotta respect that.

Had a heavy breakfast🥵😈

Train them like a predator, produce a predator. This isn’t too hard to understand, folks

Becoming a suburban dad meant that those crazy college days were long gone. It was time to grow up and put those wrong nights and endless appetites in the past. Or so you thought. I guess the beer you were drinking this afternoon had other ideas when it convinced you that shoving your neighbor head first up your ass in front of the whole block party. It wasn’t too late to let him back out to his wife and kids, but this awakened something within you. You never let a good meal out back in the heydays, why start now?