Becoming A Suburban Dad Meant That Those Crazy College Days Were Long Gone. It Was Time To Grow Up And

Becoming a suburban dad meant that those crazy college days were long gone. It was time to grow up and put those wrong nights and endless appetites in the past. Or so you thought. I guess the beer you were drinking this afternoon had other ideas when it convinced you that shoving your neighbor head first up your ass in front of the whole block party. It wasn’t too late to let him back out to his wife and kids, but this awakened something within you. You never let a good meal out back in the heydays, why start now?

I can’t in good conscience let a good looking guy like you slip by into the night. Just relax a little and let me take care of the rest. I know exactly how to treat guys like you . . .

Yeah, generally speaking that doesn’t include customers, but, well, I guess it’s too late now

They told me at the new job I could eat whatever I wanted.. think I took it a little far. 😅

I don’t get what’s so hard to understand, bud. I just swallowed him up and now he’s in my belly. That plain and simple. Only thing that’s unbelievable is how good this feels for me. You should try it sometime, though I have a feeling you’re gonna be on the giving end of this relationship if you keep objecting so much.

That’s a rather nonchalant way of describing it, but yeah, I would consider forcibly devouring your best friend since 6th grade to be losing control of your appetite. Hope it was worth it for you. Not sure there’s much more we can do for him, though I guess if he had to go early at least he’s with, or rather, in a friend.

Damn... I lost control of my appetite 🐷

I don’t think Sharks are the apex predator you should be worried about . . .

Valentin Babaev