I Wonder How He Feels About This Being His New Purpose, But Given How Happy He Mustve Been In There,

I wonder how he feels about this being his new purpose, but given how happy he must’ve been in there, I don’t know it much matters.

@bluecobra1720 has packed an extra 10 pounds on me already, not ready to stop either 🫃🏼

Happy 4th. For all true patriots, fulfill your sacred duty by churning as many MAGA dudes as possible before they can vote against our democracy in November!

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That’s a rather nonchalant way of describing it, but yeah, I would consider forcibly devouring your best friend since 6th grade to be losing control of your appetite. Hope it was worth it for you. Not sure there’s much more we can do for him, though I guess if he had to go early at least he’s with, or rather, in a friend.

Damn... I lost control of my appetite 🐷

Absolutely, Mexican guys taste amazing . . . wait, no . . . I mean food . . . well, actually

Mexican food taste so good

Yeah, generally speaking that doesn’t include customers, but, well, I guess it’s too late now

They told me at the new job I could eat whatever I wanted.. think I took it a little far. 😅

Okay so maybe sitting so close to this clearly empty hunk wasn’t the best idea. What are the odds you thought, but between his thunderous stomach growls, consistently licking his lips and this piercing smirk, maybe you’re gonna end up going home inside him afterall.

Vladislav Gerasimov