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Some folks are literally just waiting to get eaten
Patrick, could you seriously be any less subtle checking out the menu items swimming in the pool right now?
MANU RÍOS as Patrick Blanco “The New Order” — Elite (4.01)
Never fall asleep at a pool party
Never fall asleep at a pool party
Never fall asleep at a pool party
Especially not with thighs like those
Never fall asleep at a pool party
I may have misjudged this guy’s strategy and paid the ultimate price for it.
My psychology professor told me that red is used by companies to invoke hunger and excitement. So naturally when I saw a muscular man in a tight red speedo you invoked, well, hunger and excitement.
Lifeguard? Yeah, I knew you worked here, it’s part of this pool’s great customer service, right?
Woah there, I’m gonna have to lie down if you keep doing that.
Wow, you are a strong swimmer! I like this lifeguard meat. You tasted amazing, but once inside you feel better than anyone else I’ve eaten.
Well, of course you aren’t the first. You’re a strong dude, I couldn’t get you down that easy without practice. And judging by the way you feel now, I can guarantee you won’t be the last lifeguard!
I almost wish I didn’t have to digest you; keep you thrashing around in me, but oh well, you know circle of life.
So many eligible snacks just swimming around, just waiting to swim inside your gut. The only hard part is choosing which one
Distraction can be deadly.
You had met Charlie earlier that day at the hotel pool and hit it off immediately. Wasting no time, you two spent the morning having the fling of a lifetime before returning to the pool. This wasn’t supposed to be anything serious, but that chemistry was undeniable. Naturally, when you found out you lived just 25 miles away from each other, you realized this didn’t have to be the vacation affair you both intended. Neither one of you were looking for more than a hot body, but this was deeper, even by accident. You needed more of him. You found yourself craving his personality way more than his physicality. Sure it may have only been six hours, but it felt like six months. It might be crazy, but there could be a future with this man. Bending over the pool wall, looking into your eyes; it felt like you two were the only men in the world.
But then cruel reality set in. You hadn’t realized at first that there was someone else in the pool, actually several guys, a fact you became acutely aware of when he started slipping. In a moment your perfect world was shattered as you see your lover’s legs disappear into some muscle hunk’s ass. Desperately trying to hold on as you watch in horror as his terrified face gets engulfed between two round muscular cheeks. You hold on even as it becomes futile. Your potential future, just a pair of hands before you have no choice but to let go or join the same fate. You consider going for a second, but ultimately decide it’s not worth throwing away your life for a six hour boyfriend. To the predator’s credit, he apologizes, but you understand, a man’s gotta eat. Just unfortunate to sit and think of what might’ve been, as you lay on the pool chair feeling the last movements of Charlie inside of a tight gut.
Afternoon stretch
Hey tasty, why not come in and relax, the water is near perfect and my hot tub is even better . . .
Well, they were nice while they lasted, but it’s time to say goodbye to these abs. Given the opposing team’s reputation I know someone’s gonna end this match swimming inside a belly. I just hope that when all is said and done I’m that pool.
Okay so maybe sitting so close to this clearly empty hunk wasn’t the best idea. What are the odds you thought, but between his thunderous stomach growls, consistently licking his lips and this piercing smirk, maybe you’re gonna end up going home inside him afterall.
Vladislav Gerasimov
Can’t get a much better pool side snack than that. Don’t squirm too much, big guy. I paid extra for you to slide down nice and easy.
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