Is It Just Me Or Does He Seem A Little Too Happy For Just Losing The Game. If I Were The Poor Guy Who

Is it just me or does he seem a little too happy for just losing the game. If I were the poor guy who fumbled, I’d watch my back to make sure his helmet stays on

That moment you realize your current trajectory sends you into the mouth of the left tackle. That’s right, Mr. McGuire, you’re gonna get eaten over a football. Feeling any empathy for the water boys and band kids you digested now?

Sean McGuire - FSU

It’ll be a bit of a challenge, but I think I just found my next meal.

Should I pick one and run or should I try and down both? Decisions, decisions

Corrado Martini and Sam Dezzani by Adam Washington

Though not necessarily how I thought I’d be spending the day, I’m proud to say it was very productive. I never thought I’d do it, you know. People thought it would happen one of these days, but I always told them no, that ridiculous. I would never possibly end someone’s freedom like that. Flash forward to today. I’m waiting in line at the supermarket, and after what feels like an eternity I finally get up to the front and here comes this guy without a mask cutting in front of me. He starts intimidating the cashier when she asked him to put on a mask and just everything put together kinda made me snap. I slipped down my mask and pushed him head first into my mouth. I don’t quite know what came over me, but I just kept gulping. How he didn’t wriggle out, I don’t know; it probably took me a good 10 minutes or more. I didn’t know how to do this, yet there he went. Now here I am. I’ve got a twenty something guy in my belly who’s never gonna see the light of day again and I somehow feel good about it. Actually I feel great. That poor sucker’s churning into nothing right now and I’m loving it. I finally understand the appeal and I kinda want to try it again when I’m done. LNow the question’s just how long it’ll take him to digest an who’ll be next when he does? Any volunteers?

Got a big meal and a dog!