What About $1 And An Octopus To

what about $1 and an octopus to

how much money would it take for you to

It doesn’t even matter what u were gonna say. I’m not moving my fat ass for anything under $50,000

I really get this, people are always so desperate to find a way to say that aromantic people need fixing and they'll be "fixed" if they find someone nice and just "fall in love", it's like, for god's sake, I'm aromantic, I genuinely don't want that and it won't happen.

Me: "I'm aromantic and don't feel romantic attraction."

Them: "But what if you find someone you love one day??"

Me: "...okay I'm gonna say this again slowly for you-"

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fr, solitaire is the best

contemplating life after finishing Solitaire for the tenth time

someone once asked me "how can a washing machine be haunted?", so here is my explanation

let's say, a washing machine explodes and kills someone, in their last moments all their rage is directed towards the innocent washing machine, so their ghost becomes attached to it, so the washing machine is now haunted.

if you are experiencing any of these signs, your washing machine is probably haunted

the washing machine randomly switches itself off

the washing gets dyed strange colours

the washing machine randomly leaks water

it makes odd noises