Meh, I Can Be A Whore For A Bit

Meh, I can be a whore for a bit

Hi, I'm Wastelander. And I have a podcast

I know, "a guy making a podcast, no way!" But hear me out, please.

It's a podcast I made with my friends called "What the Bleep are you playing."

It's a podcast where we play a game, many times bad, and tell you why the Bleep we played it.

It's basically just us playing some games, and kind of just picking any random one we want to do and episode on. We've done classic games such as

Looney Tunes: Back in Actio

Go Vaction!

And Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

As well as, you know, some actual classics like Sonic Adventure 2 and Flatout 2

So. I know the last thing the world needs is another podcast, but hey, whens the last time you saw a podcast dedicate an episode to Beat Down: Fists of Vengeance! (Yes, seriously)

Give it a listen!

It's on basically every podcast streaming platform. I'll link to Spotify, but we're also on Google, Stitcher, Amazon, Apple, all that Jazz.

Please give it a listen, and take care!

Someone: So what's your favorite marvel product of 2021 so far?

Some people: Well, Wandavsion was a Masterpiece!

Other people: Yeah, but Shang-Chi though!

Me:

Most anticipated movies of 2022

What it says on the tin, these are the movies I'm most looking forward to this year.

1. The Batman

Everyone's already said it, but I'll add on: This movie looks like a Masterpiece. I love the tone and style (even if I am getting a BIT tired of constant gritty/grim Batman) the cinematography looks next level, and it just looks like a kick-ass movie. I'm looking forward to it.

2. Sonic the Hedgehog 2

I'm a massive Sonic fan so of course I'm looking forward to Sonic 2. It dosen't help that Knuckles is my favorite Sonic character, so Idris Elba playing him is something I'm extremely excited for. Plus, I like that the trailer was less "kid's movie" and more like the trailer you'd see for a legit action movie. Got me pretty excited.

3. The Bad Guys

Coming out the same day as Sonic, I believe, this was a surprise. I really like the art style and the animation (very Spiderverse esque), and the story looks pretty fun. A bunch of normally villainized animals on the path to become good guys despite a lot of people, even themselves, saying "the hell?" It looks pretty cute and fun.

I'm not looking forward to horny fanart, but that's already happened I think.

4. Across the Spiderverse: Part One

Speaking of Spiderverse, what else do I need to say? The first Spiderverse is a Masterpiece. I know it, you know it, everyone knows it. So of course I'm looking forward to Across the Spiderverse: Part One. It dosen't help the Spider-Man 2099 is coming, and I LOVE Spider-Man 2099. So again, very excited.

5. Lightyear

I made a small post about this earlier this year, but I'm just gonna reiterate. I REALLY like Buzz Lightyear, as well as just the Toy Story franchise in general, but Buzz has always been my favorite character. So to have this cool sci-fi action movie MADE by Pixar be about Buzz, and sort of the "true story" behind his toy, is just super fascinating to me.

6. The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

Bit of a recurring theme for this list, but I fucking LOVE Nicholas Cage. He's that actor that always gives 110%, even when the movie is kinda trash. And this just sounds like a super fascinating concept. Nicholas Cage playing HIMSELF, and helping Pedro Pascal, his biggest fan, with a big problem? It looks really good and entertaining, really excited for it.

And that's my list. Some honorable mentions are Morbius (honestly the trailer looks good to me, but the stupid amount of delays makes me roll my eyes) Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (Sam Rami directing a superhero movie again is fantastic, and the trailer looks great, there movies just beat it out by a touch) and Mission Impossible 7 (I love the Mission Impossible franchise, and honestly it would be on this list if we had a trailer. But we don't, and I honestly have no idea how they're going to top MI: Fallout.)

Anyway, that's that. See you guys later.

Ah, Bruceploitation. An era where the world was just like, "Bruce Lee didn't die, what are you talking about? This is Bruce Lee right here!" Only to reveal a vaugly Bruce Lee looking gentleman who's POSSIBLY from Hong Kong.

Possibly.

Bruce Lee Fights Back from the Grave (Doo-yong Lee, 1976)

To be fair, with how many stunts and bullshit Tom Cruise has put himself through, he may very well be a real life superhero.

Johnny Cage’s character concept is so fucking funny to me. Like, you’ve got Gods, and magic monks, eight different types of super-ninjas all fighting for the fate of Earth, and then there’s just this one actor who happens to be a real good fighter.

Like, imagine looking at a team of superhumans meant to stop the apocalypse and they have Tom Cruise on their team.

He dosen't actually want to, but they pay well.

Wait, the Smashers have a legal team? Who in their right mind would take THEM as clients?!