*Shazam After Arguing About Child Superheroes With Superman Again*

*Shazam after arguing about child superheroes with superman again*

Shazam: Pardon my French but superman is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in two weeks you'd have a diamon >:(

Look at this cool art I found, I think it's Billy grown up!

Art by Rhavendell on Tumblr

I hope transgender Billy never meets a person that remembers his pronouns but doesn't truly see him as a boy. :(

Because the ideas "we can't truly change others' perception of us" and "it's disappointing that not everyone perceives us the way we truly are" coexist.

*Someone being rude*

Shazam: Babygirl I have penis curses you've never even heard of don't fucking test me, I am not the one.

So we all think Billy sometimes sees glimpses of other universes because the rock of eternity is connected to those other universes right? Ok

Flash jokingly: Would you die for me?

Shazam: Again?

Flash having a mental breakdown: what???????

Flash: I keep having weird dreams

Shazam: Is it a dream where you see yourself standing in sun god robes on a pyramid with thousands of people screaming at you?

Flash: ...

The whole Justice League: ...

Flash: no

Shazam: Sorry I don't know how to help you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯