Flash: I Keep Having Weird Dreams

Flash: I keep having weird dreams

Shazam: Is it a dream where you see yourself standing in sun god robes on a pyramid with thousands of people screaming at you?

Flash: ...

The whole Justice League: ...

Flash: no

Shazam: Sorry I don't know how to help you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I love the idea of Damien and Billy being friends!

One thing that I imagine happened when they first meet is Damien insulting Billy in Arabic and Billy responding in Arabic but he doesn't know he's speaking Arabic. Damien is surprised and flustered so he angrily argues back how he didn't know he knew how to speak Arabic and Billy's like ( ・◇・)?

*Someone being rude*

Shazam: Babygirl I have penis curses you've never even heard of don't fucking test me, I am not the one.

*Shazam after arguing about child superheroes with superman again*

Shazam: Pardon my French but superman is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in two weeks you'd have a diamon >:(

Lmao imma fuck with yall today,

Shazam but instead of looking like his dad he looks like the Male version of his mom, people forget dudes can look like their mom's too.

Pretty Boy Shazam Core.

So have any of you heard the theory that Connor can't age because he's a clone, so he'll look like a teem forever

And it's possible that Billy won't age because of the magic from the rock of eternity

So after Billy adopted him and they're living together for a while, they both realized neither of them looks any different at first they chalk it up to the weirdness of Fawcett City

Then they realize other people in Fawcett City are aging too but they're not