Thoughts Of What Captain Marvel Looks And Sounds And Smells Like To Superman's Senses Are A Source Of

Thoughts of what Captain Marvel looks and sounds and smells like to Superman's senses are a source of endless comedy to me.

If Clark tries to look at Billy's skeleton for whatever reason, what will he see? Is it a boy-sized skeleton? Does it actually fit his frame? Can Clark see it at all?

He doesn't smell like a sentient being, he doesn't even smell alive. He smells vaguely of ozone and something Clark can only describe as "sparkly."

Can Clark hear his heartbeat? Does Cap have a heartbeat? No heartbeat means Billy can sneak up on him, making him the only being invisible to Superman. He would absolutely abuse that.

There is one thing you can put in a Billy Batson's fanfiction that will make me go absolutely feral everytime and that's ⚡lightning scars⚡

I will cry, hyperventilate, scream, and walk in circles around my room from happiness after which I'll get on my knees to thank you for the blessing that is your art

Since we know that Captain Marvel and Billy are two different people that's connected, here's what I think they're sexualities are!

Captain Marvel: Asexual and Aromantic

Billy Batson: Pansexual and Transgender (or Gender Fluid)

Captain Marvel: Violence never solves anything. We need to appeal to our enemies' humanity!

Also Captain Marvel: If you break a Nazi's arm he has 50% less arm to do Nazi stuff with!

So I saw this video of the Joker visiting Fawcett City and at the end he goes to a kids birthday party. Captain Marvel shows up before anything bad happens and defeats the Joker.

And there's this idea that Lex Luthor also visits Fawcett City because he thinks Captain Marvel is Kryptonian but gets his ass handed to him when Cap isn't affected by the kryptonite.

This got me thinking what if a bunch of different villains come to Fawcett City and are defeated then spend a night in jail. Inside the jail there's a "wall of shame" Cap made to discourage people from doing bad things and has a lot of pictures of people.

One day the league comes to Fawcett City and they see their villain on the "wall of shame", villains that are incredibly dangerous but Captain Marvel is just posing with a peace sign and a smile in the photos, the village look like they're having a terrible time.

Captain Marvel has no idea these are the dangerous villains the Justice League keeps talking about in meetings, he just thinks they're random bad guys.

You know the phenomenon as "non-painful pain" Where you say "ow" from hitting something but aren't actually hurt. What if Captain Marvel did it all the time, because in his normal form it would actually hurt him!

Accidentally stubbed his toe "Ow… why did I say that?"

A robot uses a laser beam on him "Ow… that didn't hurt at all."

What if one day he does this in front of Batman without correcting himself. Like he hits his head on the door frame because he's too tall "Ow". Batman writes down in his notes "Possible weakness to door frames???"