weepingfishturtledragon

The Asexual Witch

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Captain Marvel: Violence Never Solves Anything. We Need To Appeal To Our Enemies' Humanity!

Captain Marvel: Violence never solves anything. We need to appeal to our enemies' humanity!

Also Captain Marvel: If you break a Nazi's arm he has 50% less arm to do Nazi stuff with!

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weepingfishturtledragon

1 year ago

You know how in one of the comics Captain Marvel singing is so good he accidentally takes someone's job. I was thinking what if that was a natural talent of Billy Batson. (I can't really imagine Black Adam singing) So instead of being a reporter Billy decides to be a singer and joins a small band, just to make a few extra dollars. But accidentally became a top hit and really famous, so famous that people in the justice league even talk about him and play his music.

Flash: Have you heard this new song, it's amazing!

Cap the creator of said song: No, never heard of it. (°∀°;)

Flash: Really? The singer's from Fawcett City and it's one of the top hits songs of the year!

Cap sweating: Really?!?!?

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billy batson Shazam dc comcis captain marvel please ignore any spelling or grammar mistakes the flash

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weepingfishturtledragon

1 year ago

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meme billy batson Shazam dc comcis captain marvel superboy kon-el conner kent dad marvel captain marvel adopts superboy au Does capitalization matter in hashtags?

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weepingfishturtledragon

3 years ago

(whoops sorry I meant 5'3 for Billy)

Was trying to get a good idea of how big Captain Marvel is by using the average height of a 14 year old(5ft 3 inches) an old cover featuring both Billy and Marvel, and a shitty height chart and uh

he big

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Shazam captain marvel dc billy batson big baby superman oh my gods i don't know what your feeding him but he is to damn big! wow this is my new headcanon i hope someone writes a fanfiction with this in mind if you do tag me please! please ignore any spelling or grammar mistakes

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weepingfishturtledragon

3 years ago

Thoughts of what Captain Marvel looks and sounds and smells like to Superman's senses are a source of endless comedy to me.

If Clark tries to look at Billy's skeleton for whatever reason, what will he see? Is it a boy-sized skeleton? Does it actually fit his frame? Can Clark see it at all?

He doesn't smell like a sentient being, he doesn't even smell alive. He smells vaguely of ozone and something Clark can only describe as "sparkly."

Can Clark hear his heartbeat? Does Cap have a heartbeat? No heartbeat means Billy can sneak up on him, making him the only being invisible to Superman. He would absolutely abuse that.

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maybe he sounds like the ocean kinda like those shells people find in the ocean or he can make himself sound like anything he wants he'd pick the most out of pocket stuff too like just the sound of screaming weird music or teeth chattering DC dc captain marvel Shazam billy batson superman clark kent my creepy son <3 clark would be so scared

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weepingfishturtledragon

3 years ago

Ok so I think that Captain Marvel can see people's aura and maybe one day Red Hood comes to the watchtower for whatever reason. The moment Jason walks into the room Cap is just staring at him like 👀 and of course Jason being Jason he's like…

Jason: What the fuck are you looking at?

Cap: Sorry it's just that your aura is very weird. It has a strange glowing green color to it and it seems to be affecting your mind.

Jason:

Batman:

The League:

Cap: Do you want me to take it out?

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billy batson Shazam dc comcis captain marvel justice league batman red hood jason todd please ignore any spelling or grammar mistakes

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