I Think Billy Would Creates A Language Only He Understands And That Makes Sense To Himself.

I think Billy would creates a language only he understands and that makes sense to himself.

Since he doesn't go to school he has a lot of free time.

He also probably had trouble with the English because of all the rules and expectations so he just decides to make up his own.

Later when he's adopted by the Vasquez's and becomes the Shazamily he teaches them the language as a secret way to communicate with each other. (or the bat family)

They talk about superhero stuff right in front of people and they talk crap about people right to their face.

(it also might help with the lasso of truth)

So today I was thinking about Billy's parents and I always read in fanfictions that they died from a plane crash. So I decided to look it up and...

HIS PARENTS WERE MURDERED BY THEIR ASSISTANT AND HE BECAME THE MORTAL AVATAR FOR BLACK ADAM!!!! HE ALSO KIDNAPPED MARY, WHAT DID HE DO TO HER ALL THAT TIME??? WHY AM I JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS???

I read some fanfictions with Black Adam who murdered their parents but the majority are in a plane crash so I thought it was just a way of adding angst! And I never heard anything about Mary being kidnapped, especially by Black Adam! I can't believe I called myself a Captain Marvel fan ( ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ ) I'm a fake!!!

what if billy's powers don't even come from the gods like he thinks they do. like the wizard was like "hmmm, i need a way to quickly describe these powers to the next champion... aha! i know what thing to reference that ever modern child will understand!"

Billy, who has never heard of any of the gods the wizard is listing: ah yes i understand perfectly

There is one thing you can put in a Billy Batson's fanfiction that will make me go absolutely feral everytime and that's ⚡lightning scars⚡

I will cry, hyperventilate, scream, and walk in circles around my room from happiness after which I'll get on my knees to thank you for the blessing that is your art

What If Billy had the powers of a Disney princess! Like singing to animals, going on weird adventures, breaking into song and dance!

I keep thinking it'd be something like the movie "Enchanted"

Like Bruce would find a lost magical child then take him home with him and as repayment Billy tries to clean the house even though he doesn't have to.

He gets a lot of City animals like rats, bugs, and pigeons to come help, of course Alfred finds out and freaks out. (Damien wants to keep them but Bruce stops him)

Then Bruce gets into a fight with Selina and Billy once again trying to help, breaks into song and dance about how Bruce needs to show his love more. Random people on the street start to join in until there's a giant flash mob all singing "That's How You Know"

Bruce is in the middle of all this having no idea what's happening. (Bruce starts thinking Billy has reality warping powers, he might)

And the entire bat family defeats a witch who turns into a dragon together <3

Imagine Billy is adopted by Bruce but he doesn't want to be so in an effort to get Bruce to hate him he does things like wear dresses, skirts, and paint his nails. Only to find out about his gender identity (gender fluid) and how Bruce along with the bat-family are really loving and accepting people who care for him.

I think Billy would have some kind of trauma from his uncle or other foster homes with his identity so he'll think Bruce is just the same and because he's spoiled rich Billy probably trusts him even less.

First he would do a small thing like steal some nail polish from one of the girls and paint their nails then go to breakfast so Bruce can see them but they are surprised by his lack of reaction. They do make them feel nice though.

Then he'll go further, when Billy and Bruce go to the mall to get new clothes (his old clothes were tattered and dirty) he sees expensive skirts and dresses so without asking throws it in the cart but is surprised when Bruce is completely ok with it.

For his last chance, he decides to wear a dress to a big gala event but when he's done dressing she looks up into the mirror and stops. Takes a moment to look at herself and thinks about how pretty she looks along with how right she feels, then starts crying. Bruce sees this and comforts them telling them that everything their feeling is completely ok. Once everything is talked out and ok, they go to the gala and have an amazing time as a family. <3

They also do other small things, not gender related to try to get Bruce to hate them but you get the main idea.

(sorry for the long read)