weepingfishturtledragon - The Asexual Witch
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What If Billy Had The Powers Of A Disney Princess! Like Singing To Animals, Going On Weird Adventures,

What If Billy had the powers of a Disney princess! Like singing to animals, going on weird adventures, breaking into song and dance!

I keep thinking it'd be something like the movie "Enchanted"

Like Bruce would find a lost magical child then take him home with him and as repayment Billy tries to clean the house even though he doesn't have to.

He gets a lot of City animals like rats, bugs, and pigeons to come help, of course Alfred finds out and freaks out. (Damien wants to keep them but Bruce stops him)

Then Bruce gets into a fight with Selina and Billy once again trying to help, breaks into song and dance about how Bruce needs to show his love more. Random people on the street start to join in until there's a giant flash mob all singing "That's How You Know"

Bruce is in the middle of all this having no idea what's happening. (Bruce starts thinking Billy has reality warping powers, he might)

And the entire bat family defeats a witch who turns into a dragon together <3

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What other small but kind thing do you think he'd do?


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Green Arrow: I'll add to your "A" to make "At"

Wonder woman: I'll add to your "At" to make "Rat"

Captain Marvel: I'll add to your "Rat" to make "Biostratigraphic"

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