So Today I Was Thinking About Billy's Parents And I Always Read In Fanfictions That They Died From A

So today I was thinking about Billy's parents and I always read in fanfictions that they died from a plane crash. So I decided to look it up and...

HIS PARENTS WERE MURDERED BY THEIR ASSISTANT AND HE BECAME THE MORTAL AVATAR FOR BLACK ADAM!!!! HE ALSO KIDNAPPED MARY, WHAT DID HE DO TO HER ALL THAT TIME??? WHY AM I JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS???

I read some fanfictions with Black Adam who murdered their parents but the majority are in a plane crash so I thought it was just a way of adding angst! And I never heard anything about Mary being kidnapped, especially by Black Adam! I can't believe I called myself a Captain Marvel fan ( ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ ) I'm a fake!!!

I think Billy would creates a language only he understands and that makes sense to himself.

Since he doesn't go to school he has a lot of free time.

He also probably had trouble with the English because of all the rules and expectations so he just decides to make up his own.

Later when he's adopted by the Vasquez's and becomes the Shazamily he teaches them the language as a secret way to communicate with each other. (or the bat family)

They talk about superhero stuff right in front of people and they talk crap about people right to their face.

(it also might help with the lasso of truth)

There is one thing you can put in a Billy Batson's fanfiction that will make me go absolutely feral everytime and that's ⚡lightning scars⚡

I will cry, hyperventilate, scream, and walk in circles around my room from happiness after which I'll get on my knees to thank you for the blessing that is your art

Headcanon:

Billy Batson is well aware that saying the wizard's name is one of his few weaknesses. He either figured it out by himself or with the assistance of Solomon.

Because he is aware of this, he has created a strategie to prevent others from exploiting this weakness.

He spent months poring over the books from the Rock of Eternity in search of a spell or poison that will make him completely mute and finding a way to undo the spell/potion. Practicing this over and over again until he can do it in his sleep.

Placing the book/potion in a pocket dimension that he can access whenever, wherever, and in whatever form he desires.

Billy could also use it to prevent others from accessing Captain Marvel without his permission. For example, if a villain was controlling him, he could simply drink the potion or cast the spell to prevent him from saying shazam.

I honestly hate when DC makes Captain marvel and Billy Batson act less intelligent than they are.

I know Billy is smart enough to do this and even if he isn't, he still has Solomon who I know for a fact would figure this out. (The guy literally controls demons he knows how to find a loophole)

Captain Marvel: Violence never solves anything. We need to appeal to our enemies' humanity!

Also Captain Marvel: If you break a Nazi's arm he has 50% less arm to do Nazi stuff with!

Imagine a few days before Christmas the Justice League did a secret Santa and Captain Marvel just joined the team so this is his first Christmas with them

Everyone would get someone random and Captain Marvel happens to get Superman

Captain Marvel isn't close to Superman but he does remember Superman being sad that he doesn't know much about his own culture and it gives Cap an idea

So Cap travels to a different dimension where Krypton wasn't destroyed and buys (maybe steals) a book about Kryptonian to give to Superman as a Christmas present

Then he comes back home to wrap it in Superman wrapping paper with a red bow

Captain Marvel is very nervous because it's his first Christmas giving a present to someone and he doesn't want to screw it up

But when Superman opens the present and sees what it is he'd start to tear up

Captain Marvel's freaking out cuz he just made Superman cry and has no idea how to comfort him so he just starts frantically apologizing

Superman stops him and thanks him for the thoughtful gift and says how much it means to him but Cap is just glad Superman doesn't hate him