(whoops Sorry I Meant 5'3 For Billy)

(whoops sorry I meant 5'3 for Billy)

Was trying to get a good idea of how big Captain Marvel is by using the average height of a 14 year old(5ft 3 inches) an old cover featuring both Billy and Marvel, and a shitty height chart and uh

he big

Game night at the watchtower playing scramble

Superman: I'll put down my "A" to make "A"

Green Arrow: I'll add to your "A" to make "At"

Wonder woman: I'll add to your "At" to make "Rat"

Captain Marvel: I'll add to your "Rat" to make "Biostratigraphic"

Justice League: …

Flash flips board game >:(

The comedic potential of the Wisdom of Solomon is greatly underutilized in comics.

Since we know that Captain Marvel and Billy are two different people that's connected, here's what I think they're sexualities are!

Captain Marvel: Asexual and Aromantic

Billy Batson: Pansexual and Transgender (or Gender Fluid)

There is one thing you can put in a Billy Batson's fanfiction that will make me go absolutely feral everytime and that's ⚡lightning scars⚡

I will cry, hyperventilate, scream, and walk in circles around my room from happiness after which I'll get on my knees to thank you for the blessing that is your art

So I've been thinking what if one day Captain Marvel was on watch duty and incredibly bored. He saw a bunch of towels that were there (maybe from the training rooms or the bathrooms idk) and was like "What if I learn how to make those cool towel animals people have in hotels?" and then gets really into it! (he even puts googly eyes on them)

Like these:

So now there's just these towel animals everywhere. In the bathroom (one's on the toilet reading a newspaper), in the cafeteria, in some of the bedrooms, in the meeting room (there's an animal in the seats corresponding with the person that sits there like a bat for Batman), ect…

Everyone's really confused on where these towel animals came from (sometimes it even scares a few of them) that is until Batman looks at the camera footage.

Ok so I think that Captain Marvel can see people's aura and maybe one day Red Hood comes to the watchtower for whatever reason. The moment Jason walks into the room Cap is just staring at him like 👀 and of course Jason being Jason he's like…

Jason: What the fuck are you looking at?

Cap: Sorry it's just that your aura is very weird. It has a strange glowing green color to it and it seems to be affecting your mind.

Jason:

Batman:

The League:

Cap: Do you want me to take it out?