Billy And Captain Marvel Are Such Sweethearts. If He Saw You Fall Down He Would Purposely Fall Down As

Billy and Captain Marvel are such sweethearts. If he saw you fall down he would purposely fall down as well to make you feel less embarrassed, he'd pick up litter at the park, offer to take a photo of a couple, handwrite a letter to a fan, buy lemonade from a stand (if he has extra money), and leave positive notes in library books.

What other small but kind thing do you think he'd do?

You know how in one of the comics Captain Marvel singing is so good he accidentally takes someone's job. I was thinking what if that was a natural talent of Billy Batson. (I can't really imagine Black Adam singing) So instead of being a reporter Billy decides to be a singer and joins a small band, just to make a few extra dollars. But accidentally became a top hit and really famous, so famous that people in the justice league even talk about him and play his music.

Flash: Have you heard this new song, it's amazing!

Cap the creator of said song: No, never heard of it. (°∀°;)

Flash: Really? The singer's from Fawcett City and it's one of the top hits songs of the year!

Cap sweating: Really?!?!?

Imagine Billy is adopted by Bruce but he doesn't want to be so in an effort to get Bruce to hate him he does things like wear dresses, skirts, and paint his nails. Only to find out about his gender identity (gender fluid) and how Bruce along with the bat-family are really loving and accepting people who care for him.

I think Billy would have some kind of trauma from his uncle or other foster homes with his identity so he'll think Bruce is just the same and because he's spoiled rich Billy probably trusts him even less.

First he would do a small thing like steal some nail polish from one of the girls and paint their nails then go to breakfast so Bruce can see them but they are surprised by his lack of reaction. They do make them feel nice though.

Then he'll go further, when Billy and Bruce go to the mall to get new clothes (his old clothes were tattered and dirty) he sees expensive skirts and dresses so without asking throws it in the cart but is surprised when Bruce is completely ok with it.

For his last chance, he decides to wear a dress to a big gala event but when he's done dressing she looks up into the mirror and stops. Takes a moment to look at herself and thinks about how pretty she looks along with how right she feels, then starts crying. Bruce sees this and comforts them telling them that everything their feeling is completely ok. Once everything is talked out and ok, they go to the gala and have an amazing time as a family. <3

They also do other small things, not gender related to try to get Bruce to hate them but you get the main idea.

(sorry for the long read)

There is one thing you can put in a Billy Batson's fanfiction that will make me go absolutely feral everytime and that's ⚡lightning scars⚡

I will cry, hyperventilate, scream, and walk in circles around my room from happiness after which I'll get on my knees to thank you for the blessing that is your art

Captain Marvel: Violence never solves anything. We need to appeal to our enemies' humanity!

Also Captain Marvel: If you break a Nazi's arm he has 50% less arm to do Nazi stuff with!

Thoughts of what Captain Marvel looks and sounds and smells like to Superman's senses are a source of endless comedy to me.

If Clark tries to look at Billy's skeleton for whatever reason, what will he see? Is it a boy-sized skeleton? Does it actually fit his frame? Can Clark see it at all?

He doesn't smell like a sentient being, he doesn't even smell alive. He smells vaguely of ozone and something Clark can only describe as "sparkly."

Can Clark hear his heartbeat? Does Cap have a heartbeat? No heartbeat means Billy can sneak up on him, making him the only being invisible to Superman. He would absolutely abuse that.