What If Billy Is Exploring The Rock Of Eternity And Finds A Powerful Artifact That Is Able To Hold Creatures.

What if Billy is exploring the Rock of Eternity and finds a powerful artifact that is able to hold creatures. He does some research and figures out the creature inside is a Beholder! (DnD)

Billy, being a goblin child, decides to use it as a Beholder grenade! (As a last resort!) The next big bad that wants to destroy the world, the Justice League comes together to fight them. Captain Marvel is somehow changed back into Billy Batson but instead of freaking out, he whips out the artifact and releases the monster to attack them!

Batman: A helpless child, I must save them!!!

Billy with the most evil smile throwing a literal monster grenade: ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Batman:...

Batman: They will be my child.

Flash: Hey Cap, why don't you drink?

Cap: What come on, I'm a little guy! I can't drink alcohol.

Flash: What are you talking about? You're enormous!

Cap: You know what I mean, I'm like little.

Flash: You're like 8 feet tall, you're a monster!

Cap: But inside I'm small. I can't do all the things all the bigger guys do.

Flash: ???

I was playing this dress up game with cats and saw an amazing opportunity!

⚡Captain Meow-vel⚡

When reading any headcanons about Billy Batson and Captain Marvel.

Me: I do genuinely believe that's true, based on nothing and no evidence.

Captain Marvel trying to hide the Shazamily.

Batman: Who is Captain Marvel Jr?

Cap: What do you mean by that? I don't understand the question, give it to me again! What the hell are you talking about? I don't understand what the hell you're saying!

Batman: Who is Captain Marv-

Cap: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE SAYING!

Batman: ...

Batman: Can you explain to me about some magic?

Cap: Yeah, absolutely!

Imagine if Tawky Tawny had some baby tigers! He asks Billy Batson if he could babysit them for a while and Billy agrees. But an exotic animal smuggler decides to break into the zoo to steal the new tiger babies that they saw on the news. Billy notices them missing and starts freaking out. He turns into Captain Marvel and flies around like a chicken without a head. He can't find them so he calls the world's greatest detective Batman. Bruce is incredibly surprised when he gets the call because Captain Marvel is one of the most heavy hitters on the team so if he's calling it must be world ending news. But when he picks up the call he hears a panicked Captain Marvel nearly in tears talking about missing baby tigers. Batman travels to Fawcett City and goes on a wacky adventure with Captain Marvel to find the baby tigers and some other animals in time before Tawky Tawny realizes they're missing.