When Reading Any Headcanons About Billy Batson And Captain Marvel.

When reading any headcanons about Billy Batson and Captain Marvel.

Me: I do genuinely believe that's true, based on nothing and no evidence.

Do you remember a comic panel where Captain Marvel said how some trip the justice league was on would be shorter if they sang songs but Batman was against it. It makes me feel like Captain Marvel knows a lot of sea shanties from his past lives.

A song I think he'd sing is "bones in the ocean" because it makes him think of his past avatars and it's such a beautiful song. This also adds to people around him thinking he's thousands of years old.

What if Billy is exploring the Rock of Eternity and finds a powerful artifact that is able to hold creatures. He does some research and figures out the creature inside is a Beholder! (DnD)

Billy, being a goblin child, decides to use it as a Beholder grenade! (As a last resort!) The next big bad that wants to destroy the world, the Justice League comes together to fight them. Captain Marvel is somehow changed back into Billy Batson but instead of freaking out, he whips out the artifact and releases the monster to attack them!

Batman: A helpless child, I must save them!!!

Billy with the most evil smile throwing a literal monster grenade: ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Batman:...

Batman: They will be my child.

Honestly Captain Marvel hasn't been the same ever since he lost the cute little flower design on his cape.

THIS WAS PEAK CHARACTER DESIGN! Bring it back right now! Let him feel pretty, it's his god given right!

They just got rid of it, they didn't even try to add a new design! >:(

Injustice AU

I really want to see a short story where Billy is transported to the Injustice universe after his alternate version of Captain Marvel has already been killed and must find a way to return home while navigating the differences in this alternate reality, helping to stop Superman, and protecting Fawcett City. Like can you imagine how crazy it would be to see your own burial then pretend to be the revised version of your alternate self to go into a war. While also facing the idea that the person you idolize for years has become an evil dictator and is the same person who murdered you. Billy having to face his alternate foster family who just lost their son/brother while looking and acting exactly like them (If he had a foster family). Also having to face the scary fact that despite his powers he can get hurt or worse killed, still choosing to protect the world despite the fact it's not his because it's the right thing to do. With a happy ending, of course!

Captain Marvel trying to hide the Shazamily.

Batman: Who is Captain Marvel Jr?

Cap: What do you mean by that? I don't understand the question, give it to me again! What the hell are you talking about? I don't understand what the hell you're saying!

Batman: Who is Captain Marv-

Cap: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE SAYING!

Batman: ...

Batman: Can you explain to me about some magic?

Cap: Yeah, absolutely!