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LETS TALK ABOUT SNAPE
LETS TALK ABOUT SNAPE
OKAY SO IM PRETTY PISSED THAT EVERYONE KEEPS HATING ON MA BOY SEV BECAUSE HEAR ME OUT HES NOT THE PRETENTIOUS DIPWAD EVERYONE SAYS HE IS. FIRSTLY- HE WAS RAISED IN A TOXIC ENVIROMENT WITH HIS FATHER AND MOTHER AND THEY GREW UP WITH ALMOST NOTHING. ALSO HE HAD NO FORM OF AFFECTION TOWARDS HIM UNTIL HE MET LILY. SO HEAR ME OUT MAYBE HE GASLIGHTED HIMSELF ACCIDENTALLY INTO LIKING LILY BECAUSE YA KNOW SHE WAS THE ONLY PERSON TO EVER SHOW THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF AFFECTION TO HIM. ALSO IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT HE WAS RAISED VERY SIMALARLY TO DRACO MALFOY BUT BECAUSE HE GREW UP SAD AND ALONE BEING BULLIED BY THE MOST POPULAR PEOPLE IN SCHOOL SO OBVIOUSLY HE GREW UP SOUR AND MEAN. AND TBH HE WAS BULLIED RELENTLESSLY FOR YEARS BY HIS ONLY FRIENDS BOYFRIEND AND WAS THEN MADE TO TEACH HIS SON. WHO HAPPENED TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HIM. AND YET ANYWAY BECAUSE OF THE FACT HARRY WAS SO MUCH LIKE HIS MOTHER SNAPE LIKED HARRY A LITTLE BIT BECAUSE HE REMINDED HIM OF LILY. THE ONLY PERSON EVER TO SHOW ANY AFFECTION TOWARDS HIM. AND BECAUSE HE NEVER HAD ANYONE TELL HIM THE THINGS HE KNEW/BELIVED IN WERE BAD HE DIDNT KNOW ANY BETTER. DRACO PROBABLY WOULD Have BEEN SIMALAR TO SNAPE IF HE HADNT BEEN SHOW. WHY HE WAS WRONG. AND YET PEOLE LOVE DRACO. Yes I get it Snape isn’t hot, like Draco (I don’t get it tho he’s a blonde nasty toe rag) BUT ANYWAY AND ONTO THE FACT HE BULLIED STUDENTS HE LITERALY WAS POWERLESS FOR 30 YEARS. NO POWER NO LOVE NO CONTROL AND SO HE, NOT BEING PROPELY RAISED, TOOK THE LITTLE POWER HE HAD AND ABUSED IT BECAUSE HE WAS TREATED LIKE SCUM. AND IMAGINE HOW HE FELT HEARING THE ONLY PERSON TO EVER CARE ABOUT HIM DIED AND LEFT HIM. EVEN DUMBLEDORE DIDNT LIKE SEVERUS. AND IMAGINE HOW HORRIBLE HE FELT WHEN THE ONLY PERSON HED EVER LOVED MARRIED HIS BULLY. HIS LIFE WAS CRAP. ALL OF IT. AND THE ONLY GOOD HE DID NOONE KNEW ABOUT. AND THEN HE DIED. SEVERUS SNAPE DESERVED BETTER AND YOU CAN NOT CHANGE MY MIND
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