There Is A Caw Heard From The Skies

There is a caw heard from the skies

11/28/2022 News returns

Wizards come from eggs.

Skeletons eat cardboard wizard for a snack on the go.

Wizard helps a skeleton color their armor. Be on the lookout for a rainbow skeleton.

Wizards apparently have a draft. Are women a part of this?

Dear wizards,

Please explain this relic I found

Thank you,

The Skeleton War News

Greetings! I am a wizard, and I'd like to fill you in on what I personally have been doing! As it stands I have developed several new BONK spells, I've even been doing some cooperation with other wizards! Who I will not name so as to make sure they don't get in potential trouble with the Wizard Council.

Thank you for the information and stopping by! Take some soup for you and your colleagues on your way out, it's the least I can do. No need to return the bowls or spoons.

A crow caws over head.

23/11/2022 "Nude" skeletons

Wizard makes actual quicksand that portal to the "shadow realm". Is it a potential weapon against the skeletons?

Skeletons start tasteful "nude" propaganda photos featuring wizard hats to incentivize their troops to steal wizard hats.

Wizard throws dozens of eggs at a skeleton. These seem to be the ones missing from the market.

The High Council assures citizens of Maialka that we will not be joining the war yet, as Canada's memory of Quebec's existence has been wiped.

Non-magi wonder if skeletons or wizards are the bigger threat, though neither side has killed as many as the current plague.

A great caw can be heard over head.

A letter flitters down

22/11/2022 Quebec to Dissolve

The Wizard Council votes to dissolve Quebec. News is being taken to the High Council to see if this brings war between the Wizards and non-magi as Canada is one of our allies.

Local peasant folk left in puzzlement after seeing a wizard and skeleton in a Tom and Jerry-esque chase throughout the city. City puts bans on "ridiculously large" hammers

New sub-types of wizards that specialize in different magics from mushrooms to bugs, what is next?

Skeleton blames Wizards for missing bone.

Skeletons found robbing graves causes increased officer presence and a curfew to be set for residents of the city.

Wizard finds spell that imbues milk with more calcium.

A skeleton and wizard found to be having a "rap off" or as a flee skeleton said "a battle of words and wit and mother's taking a hit."

Town folks question for skeletons; if they were human, do they still have their memories?

I am worried for these three...