I Really Wish I Could Control My Hyperfixations Because. Why The FUCK Am I Giggling Kicking My Feet Over

i really wish i could control my hyperfixations because. why the FUCK am i giggling kicking my feet over fucking gangrene

shirt that says "i'm not high i just love saying insane sentences that don't make sense"

THERE WERE 2 4 5 ACCOUNTS

I HAVE TO BLOCK EACH OF THEM ONE-BY-ONE

so umm...

anyone else know what the deal is with these weird bot "followers" my supposed follower count and actual followers are wildly inconsistent and i've never gotten any notifs from being followed by any of them. i think they just showed up recently?

should i be worried or is this just another Tumblr Is Broken thing?

things i've heard environmental science majors say:

"For the test we'll need to tell the different flavours of mayflies apart." / "Did you just say flavours?"

"It amazes me how many city kids are in this program." / "We're all desperate to get out of this city."

"I think everyone who attended all the surface water pollution lab sections should be allowed to lick one piece of glassware of their choosing. Y'know, as a treat."

"Professor, nobody goes into this major unless they like to eat dirt." / "Great, so you can talk the Students' Association into convincing the board to give me funding for my trees?"

"What're we toasting to?" / "Nitrogen pollution."

"You look frustrated. What's up?" / "I had twenty-one Leptophlebiidae in my dish. He's going to think I'm lying about how many Leptophlebiidae are in my dish."

"If you weren't raised by Wall-E, do you even belong in this class?" / "The Onceler." / "Fuck, good point."

"Dude, I spent the whole exam trying not to sink my teeth into a really, really juicy bug in my sample—" / "Cranefly?" / "...yeah."

"Well, just make sure you're not (person)'s lab partner. Last weekend's trip involved him leaving too many fish in the dirt for the professor's liking."

[exhausted chorus] "And the fish go belly-up."

"What's the major difference between east coast and west coast soils?" / "Alcoholism."

"Got any plans for the holidays?" / "Gonna go home and listen to my entire extended family call me a tree-hugging hippie." / "Aren't we all?"

average will wood listening experience

The Magnus Pixels

Aka I draw my favorite Avatars as lil pixels dudes as school work

Would you like to see any others ?