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i really wish i could control my hyperfixations because. why the FUCK am i giggling kicking my feet over fucking gangrene

It feeds my ego when people tell me that I look like a fairy princess

The emotions I have for Tim Stoker can not be quantified

i love u jmart……i love u archival assistants……i love u michael distortion….gerry keay…..agnes montague……..i love u magnusarchives…….

me when i type "h" in my search bar and it autocorrects to heightcomparison.com (when i'm looking for something else): ugh, so embarrassing. surely i don't use it *that* much, right?

me when i do the exact same thing but i am looking for heightcomparison.com: ah, yes, heightcomparison, my beloved. i'm so glad my browser knows me so well *<:o)

DnD shenanigans

DM: You see a door

Rogue: I open the door

DM: Inside you see a blood spattered room with a corpse sitting at a ta-

Rogue: I close the door

Would you fuck an alien?

i own every mass effect game

text: deception

my brain: DECEPTICON??

I needed to accurately show how I feel when playing Halo and the game(s) gives me NPC marines/spartans to fight with…I get really attached.

Anime fandom in the early 2000s:

Being unable to find a rip of one specific episode in your favourite series, and having no idea what happens in it because each of the fansites you checked inexplicably has a completely different synopsis

Bootleg VHSes with twenty minutes of previews at the beginning for shows you’ve never heard of and can’t order because the distributor still doesn’t have a website – like, mail order in 2002? Seriously?

Waiting hours to download the latest AMV Hell installment, then realising years later that a lot of the jokes were way more fucked up than you’d initially picked up on – and not in the good way!

That one series you’re only familiar with from the lengthy animated GIF that somebody was using as a forum avatar until the moderators yelled at them and haven’t been able to track down ever since

Accidentally renting hardcore porn at Blockbuster because they unthinkingly assumed “cartoon = for kids” and stuck Legend of the Overfiend in the “Family” section

That one guy who confused everybody by insisting on referring to shows and characters using the direct Hepburn romanisations of their Japanese titles/names regardless of whether an official romanisation existed

Fucking RealPlayer

YALL IM SCREAMING. WHAT DID I MAKE

walking in parking lot spinning car key ring on finger

the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. 

You have never read homestuck!

artists have 1 brain cell and it’s Snap from Chalk Zone

he's so cute i wanna put him in a box and shake him

"Envision a Rose Forthcoming"

This quest line has a permanent place in my heart ;; ;;