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Horatio: How do you cope? Hamlet: Well, I started off by writing dark poetry, and then worked my way up to hand-sewing perfect doll replicas of my tormentors, then placing each doll in a pentagramic circle before stabbing out their eyes in a ritualized fire ceremony. Ophelia: Wow, Hamlet. That’s kinda fucked up. Hamlet: It gets worse.
I’m bored so here’s how each hamlet character says “fuck” the most
Hamlet- “Fuck you”
Ophelia- “Fuck that”
Horatio- “Why the fuck-”
Laertes- “Fuck no”
Claudius- “Oh fuck”
Gertrude- “What the fuck”
Polonius- “Fuck is a bad word.”
Horatio: wait but why did the pirates willingly bring you back here Hamlet:*flashback* Pirates: taking a crap on the establishment, we salute you
Hamlet: Sometimes, I scare myself with my ambition.