Never Trust A Dvorak User, Theyre All Scumbags?? Scientific Anomalies

Never trust a Dvorak user, they’re all scumbags?? Scientific anomalies

there is truly nothing like waking up to learn that the CEO of this site has been posting through it and starting flame wars with individual users of his site like a whiny forum moderator from 2006. this dorkass goatee baby has a net worth of four hundred million smackeroonies and a section on his wikipedia about how he's a special boy for using a keyboard

WATCH OUT WORLD I GOT A KEYBOARD FOR MY TABLET NOW

Influx of bad takes incoming

Absolutely INSPIRATIONAL

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

I’ve been with my wife long enough now that the only references I have for dating are old Spider-Man comics from the 1950s

This makes it difficult to talk to my friends about their love life. They don’t seem to appreciate my suggestions to bring their dates to college science fairs or shake bars

Update that I forgot to make: the ending is. Disappointing as all get out! The main character are 100% lesbians and her VERY ACTUALLY LESBIAN roommate and confidant and rock through the whole book is. Simply written out???? So our VERY STRAIGHT ACTUALLY mc can spend the rest of forever with a man.

Made another thing based on Cixin Liu’s “Death’s End”. READ IT if you like sci-fi hoo boy