Sasha: I Have The Sharpest Memory! Name One Time I Forgot Something.

Sasha: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.

Anne: you left me in a walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.

Sasha: I did that on purpose, try again.

Eda: Luz annoyed me today, so I said I can't wait to see what she has planned for our special day tomorrow.

King: ...There's nothing special about tomorrow.

Eda: I know, but there is something special about watching the color leave her face as panic takes over.

Hop Pop: What are you doing?

Anne, taking a buzzfeed quiz to see what kind of poptart she is: Serious human stuff.

Amity: Are you high?

Luz: am i what?

Amity: High

Luz: hello

Gus: Hey guys, Hunter is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof

Amity: I think he's trying to say that Hunter's drowning

Camila: oh okay

Camila:

Camila: wait whAT-

Marcy: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Anne: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Sasha: Ducks are delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Anne: We're not talking about flavor, Sasha!

Sasha: Flavor counts!

Anne: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?

Sprig: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?

Anne: Ok, but-

Sprig: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COZIER?

Sasha: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Anne: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, SASHA!

Sasha: ONLY IF YOU BET ON IT, ANNE!

Marcy: I- Jesus-