Gus: Hey Guys, Hunter Is In The Pool And I Don't Think He's Waterproof

Gus: Hey guys, Hunter is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof

Amity: I think he's trying to say that Hunter's drowning

Camila: oh okay

Camila:

Camila: wait whAT-

Marcy: Ducks are better than rabbits.

Anne: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Sasha: Ducks are delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Anne: We're not talking about flavor, Sasha!

Sasha: Flavor counts!

Anne: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?

Sprig: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?

Anne: Ok, but-

Sprig: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COZIER?

Sasha: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Anne: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, SASHA!

Sasha: ONLY IF YOU BET ON IT, ANNE!

Marcy: I- Jesus-

King: Honestly, I'm just so full of evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into-

Eda: You sleep with a stuffed rabbit.

King: he is mY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

Anne: You know what your problem is? You're really pretty, so no one ever told you to shut the fuck up.

Sasha: You think I'm pretty?

Anne: Shut the fuck up!

Vee: It's family moments like these I will never forget.

Camila: With a good therapist, hopefully I will.

Wednesday: *pulls out a knife*

Enid: oh no

Wednesday: *opens cardboard box with it*

Enid: oh okay

Wednesday: *pulls a gun out of the box*

Enid: oh no