Dumb AU Idea #6: Mewtwo!Red. Giovanni Said To Himself "go Big Or Go Home" And Threw In Dna From Other

Dumb AU idea #6: mewtwo!Red. Giovanni said to himself "go big or go home" and threw in dna from other legendaries into mewtwo for giggles. This goes about as well as you would expect. After excaping, mewtwo finds a hat that he decides he likes and keeps it. He also takes on the name Red. Eventually Red the mewtwo meets blue/gary oak. The poor boy is now forever tormented by the strange psychic cat(?) In a hat that won't leave him alone. Also at some point red gets his paws on some pokeballs and starts catching pokemon for his own team.

Can we talk about how calyrex is covered in the triforce?

Like??? ????

I love walking downstairs when my mom is watching star trek because seeing star trek scenes out of context is the greatest thing. For example, my interpretation of 2 episodes out of context are:

1) random red shirt learns magic after being taught self love by his new found family.

2) the crew adopt an adorable borg. Borg is wholesome baby. They are calling wholesome baby borg Hue. I approve.

There should be more fics about eternatus, where eternatus ISN'T evil.

I love how a conversation between me and my brother can literally be us making monster noises at eachother without ever making eye contact.

Deer can and will eat the bark off of trees. Those fucks can be terrifying. And I'm saying that as a person who generally likes deer.

i need to raise $447 to get my license reinstated, so for every $10 i’ll be releasing yet another cursed image previously securely contained in my inbox of horrors

starting with the pic of the foot with tiny mouths